Just lemme clean out your ear holes

coming out

Spongebob has been waiting for such a long time to finally go to his crushes party. He happily skipped to his dusty old mailbox, having his hopes up for an invitation to squidwards party. Sandy and Patrick were already invited; which left Spongebob worrisome. Still, an hour later, there was no mailman, nor letter. It was getting late and spongebob decided to go inside. He grabbed the remote off of his shell table and turned on Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure on Netflix. Spongebob kept on pondering if Squidward forgot about him or whatnot. He continued on episode 9 season one and started to zone out. Startled awake, the shellphone blared in his face. Gary was angry at him because of last night, he threw condoms at him for no reason, but handed the shellphone to Spongebob since he looked all comfy wrapped in a burrito with his blanket.
"Hello?"
"Spongebob! Hey its Squidward, and you're probably worrying about the party im throwing."
"Yeah, am I invited?"
"About that. I didnt send you an invite. I feel different whenever im around you, so i decided to formally invite you over the phone in a pleasing manner; but would you like to come over tonight?"
"I would love that Squidward. Actually, I feel the same way." Spongebob chuckled over the phone, embarrassed.
"I apologize for the late notice, but its tomorrow at noon, hope you can make it"
"Of course! See you soon."
Spongebob leaped off of the couch, with a giant adrenaline rush. He was beyond excited that Squidward actually invited him, and the fact that he did it even over the phone. Skipping across the floor with excitement, he headed to bed, eager to wake up super early to get to Squidwards house earlier than the party. He was desperate to flirt with him. Spongebob was just melting and squirming in his bed, dreaming about that stunning squid.