Just lemme clean out your ear holes

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It was morning, after all Spongebob stayed up super late. Sucking so hard, it woke Squidward. He was actually quite frankly pleased to see him under the covers. Nearly noon it was, and the party starts super soon. The house needs to be cleaned especially after this mess.• XD • Spongebob politely stopped and cane out from under the covers to greet Squidward. They hugged for a minute, and they got out of the warn bed, persuading for coffee and a nice brunch. They sipped on coffee and ate, until the house cleaning. Spongebob went home to change and feed Gary quickly, and hustled back to help clean. They snapped black rubber gloves on, and heccing aggressively went on a cleaning spree. To make matters fun, Spongebob leaped onto Squid's back for a piggy back ride. They blasted classical music previously recorded from Squidward's clarinet; onto his giant bluetooth speaker from the CD player of his TV. They made up lyrics as they went on, again, making a mess of everything they clean, although at the end turning out squeaky clean. As always at events, Mr. Krabs was the first one to arrive, with his taste in money, showing in his clothes. He greeted the boys at the door. Next was Pearl, Sandy, Patrick, and Larry, and tons of other species of fish and sea creatures crowded the house. Spongebob took Squidward into the bathroom to chat for a brief moment.
"Why is Patrick here? He hates me!"
"Well I actually dont know!" Lets just let him stay here."
Spongebob and Squidward come suspiciously out of the bathroom, with a guilty look on their faces. Patrick cant even stand it. He grabs Spongebob by the arm and nearly breaks it. He mutters "What do you want from me?" His face is pounding red, with a heartbeat.
"Can i tell you something?"
"Yea, sure, but make it quick."
"I have feelings for you, and I hope you do the same."
Spongebob let out a giant sigh. Patrick began to strip Spongebob, practically in the middle of the hallway of paintings, forgetting there are guests at the party.
"PATRICK!!!!!?!?!?!?"
"I have to tell you something" Spongebob says, calming his voice.
"I cannot have an affair between you and Squidward. After all, we are dating. So leave me the fuck alone!!!" He buttons his shirt back up, tugging on Patrick's shirt, dragging him out of the house. Squidward just stands there in utter shock. The memories start to flood in, only just from last night, making him sob. But he immediately feels happy as he intensely watches Spongebob drag his filthy ass out of the house. They run to each other, for comfort and congratulation. Everyone stares at the two of them. The crowd began to wonder what the point of this party even was. Squidward grabs his karaoke machine, with the microphone attached, and begins to speak.
"May i have everyone's attention. You may be wondering what the point of this party is, after all. I would like everyone's attention. Spongebob, would you mind coming here, please?" He bent down on one knee, in a pleading position. Looking Spongebob deep into his glossy eyes, he continued "Spongebob, will you marry me?
Everyone cheered to the delighted sound of his voice.