Just lemme clean out your ear holes

get a grip, you slob!

Spongebob wakes up the next morning very horny. He is so excited to go to Squidwards, and he feels honored to go early before the party. He leaps out of bed as fast as he can and he goes and brushes his teeth. He feeds Gary and plops food in his green dish from the can. Next, Spongebob digs in his closet, finding a casual outfit and his fanny pack. He runs around the house like a maniac, packing his fanny pack full of goodies. Day dreaming about Squidward, he packs chapstick, condoms, is phone, and lube in his fanny pack. He also finds his tin of spearmint gum, and stuffs it in.
When Spongebob is all ready to go, he grabs his keys and locks his door and shouts, "Goodbye!" to Gary. Walking down the road, he breaks a sweat. He is getting very nervous, and his mouth begins to get very dry. He pops gum in his mouth, and focuses on chewing. Soon he is feeling better. Suddenly, something hits Spongebob's foot, startling him. He looks down and it's his own drool seeping from the sides of his mouth. Cleaning himself up, he arrives at Squidwards and spots him outside. There he is, that sleek squid in his long beach chair, sunbathing.
*whistles loudly*
"Nice ass you got there"
Squidward takes his newspaper out of his face and his sunglasses out of his eyes, and blushes.
"Youre not looking too bad yourself; come inside, make your self at home." Squidward secretly drools without Spongebob noticing.
Tea was already steamed, and two white ceramic mugs with engraved marble were chilling on the stove top next to the tea pot. Squidward was pulling on shorts while pleasingly watching spongebob delicately pour himself and Squidward tea. Trying to please Squidward, he handsomely stepped over to the coffeetable, and tripped over the blue rug, slamming his face onto the table, then floor. Squidward rushed over to him, dropping his clothes. He was still half naked, pulling Spongebob up off the floor. Thinking he was dead, he propped him onto the couch in a fetal position. There was blood all over the floor. While being half conscious and half unconscious, Spongebob wrapped his boxy arms around the slender squid. He just grinned. Then that grin turned into a heccing giant smile. Their hearts pounded to the same rhythm, making quick moves.