The secret ( kyman)

1 : the shower

Eric Cartman knocked on the Broflovski's door, Sheila opened the door and looked down at him.

"Well hello Eric aren't you Kyle's little friend?"

"I'd hardly say little," Cartman replied trying to sound smart. "The guys turning 16!"

"I know, did you come to wish him a happy birthday?"

Cartman just nodded, a bit annoyed that he couldn't just go talk to his boyfriend.

"Alright well he's in the shower right now but maybe come back later?"

Then Cartman got an evil idea, "can I wait to surprise him in his room?" He asked.

"Of coarse."Sheila told him with a big smile on her face.

"Thank you!" Cartman yelled already half up the stairs, he wasn't going to wait for Kyle in his room oh no! He was gonna give Kyle a special sweet sixteen birthday gift.

He looked around to make sure that Kyle's dad or brother weren't upstairs before he went into the bathroom.

" I is for how Intolerant you are,
Space is for how there is not enough space between us!
L is for how much of a loser you are..."
Kyle realized that someone was in the bathroom with him, the dark shower curtain made it so that he couldn't see who it was.

"Hello?"

"Why'd you stop?" Cartman asked devilishly.

"Fatass?!"

"Kyle, keep singing I love your voice."

"I can't keep singing Cartman, also, why are you in here? I'm trying to take a shower!"

"Kahl," Cartman said calmly. "Keep singing or I'm coming in there."

"Ugh!dude seriously? What if my mom found out about us?! I mean... I think it's sweet that you don't care what people think about our relationship but I do! My parents would kill me if they found out I was gay!" Kyle whispered trying to make sure no one heard them.

While Kyle was talking Cartman took his clothes off and stepped into the shower with him.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kyle asked trying to push him out.

"I told you that if you didn't sing I would come in there and I always keep my word with you." Cartman replied.

"Are you crazy?" Kyle asked giving up on pushing his much stronger boyfriend away from him.

"Oh come on, where's the harm?"
Cartman asked turning around to get a better look.

Of course they'd seen each other naked before, they had been dating for months, the whole time keeping it a secret. The only person who knew about their relationship was Kenny McCormic, Cartman's best friend, and he only knew because he spied on them once and saw them kissing! To everyone else they were just growing closer friends and it hurt Kyle's heart to lie to his best friend Stan Marsh like this, but he and Cartman has been enemies for years. What would stan think?

Cartman leaned in and got a kiss, but when he tried to grab Kyle's hips the Jewish boy simply shoved Cartman with all of his strength out of the bathtub.

"Oy!" Cartman exclaimed not even trying to get up off the floor. "You god damn asshole! You are my man therefore you are my property!"

"Maybe when we're married fatass but I'm not your 'property' yet!" Kyle retorted.

Suddenly Cartman felt his heart warm up, Kyle wants to marry me one day! He thought happily.

"Fine, but I'm gonna be waiting for you in your bedroom." Cartman answered fondly.

"You do that!" Kyle grunted going back to washing his red curly hair, so Cartman put his clothes back on and left.

I know this was weird but in all fairness I told you it would be. If you don't get it let me explain, so they're sixteen now and it's Kyle's birthday. Cartman and Kyle have been dating now but nobody knows about it ( for once Cartman finally likes someone)
Anyway, Kyle is taking a shower and Cartman comes in and tries to get frisky, Kyle pushes him away so Cartman obeys and goes to Kyle's room.
Thank you for actually reading this.