Kyle went walking up to the group of girls in the hallway and tried to sound calm.
"H-hi Red, May I talk to you for a second?"
Red glanced at her friends and nodded.
"What is it?" She asked."In private ." Kyle insisted.
"Umm okay." So the two of them walked into a broom closet that the janitor rarely used and Red took a switch blade out of her pocket.
"Wh-What's that for?" Kyle asked nervously.
"Just in case you try to rape me." She replied.
"Red I'm gay." Kyle told her, but she still held her blade.
"You are?" She asked in shock. "Awesome we have something in common!"
"Yes I- wait what? Really?"
"Uh yeah." Red blushed. "I'm kinda in the closet..."
"Great!" Kyle announced.
"What?"
"Well think about it, do you want any other girls to put 2 and 2 together and figure out that you're a lesbian?"
"N-no."
"Okay then, be my girlfriend."
"Excuse me?" She asked thinking he was joking.
"Look I'm gonna be real with you, but I gotta tell you a story."
"Oh okay." Red said sitting down on the floor, Kyle sat with her and began to tell the story of how he and Cartman got together.
"Alright Red, so it was a typical day at school and I was trying to pretend to be straight..."
"I love this story already." Red told him.
"Okay well, I saw Cartman staring at me and I didn't know why but i could tell he was up to something... then the next day I had a date with Nicole at a basketball court..."
Red gasped but said nothing as she listened eagerly to the story.
"Umm yeah. Anyway, he started saying that he was in love with me over the Megatron and singing I swear! By the moon and the stars in the sky...I'll be there Kahl! And afterwards I talked to him and he said that he was just doing it so that Token and Nicole could be together. Then a few years later, 6th grade, he actually confessed his love to me when we were alone on the benches during sports and I... said I love him too." Kyle finished.
Red wiped a tear from her eye and smiled. "That was so sweet!" She cried. "But why do you wanna date me?"
"Because my parents said that if I didn't get a girlfriend I would be sent to a boarding school!"
"Omg Okay! I need a boyfriend or my girls will get suspicious." Red replied standing up.
"Y-y-you'll do it?"
"Of course babe."
I'm gonna switch povs for a second.
"E-e-Eric?" Butters stuttered.
"What the hell do you want?!" I sobbed, I'd never felt this way before in my life! It hurt so much.
"Umm don't shoot the messenger..."
I sat up and glared at him. I was sitting on the bathroom floor crying into my arms that were folded over my legs.
"What is it?" I asked feeling sad again.
"K-k-Kenny told me that Kyle and Red are dating now."
At this I jumped up and yelled. "That slut! How dare he?!" I slapped butters so hard he fell down and I went storming out.
I turned a corner and almost threw up at what I saw.
Why is my boyfriend holding hands with that day walker bitch?! Then the depression hit me again. But he's not my boyfriend... I lost.
I walked up behind them and tried to smirk.
"Heh hey the two day walkers are boyfriend and girlfriend!"
They both spun around to face me and Kyle's eyes sparkled with sadness.
I felt a pain in my chest and turned away.
"Hello Eric." Red mocked. "I hope you're enjoying yourself."
"Red!" Kyle glared at her and she glared back.
Ugh why do they have to be so damn cute together!
I couldn't resist anymore. I sprang on Red and punched her as many times as possible before she cut my cheek with a small switch blade.
It opened one of the scars from when Kyle tried to torture me with death by a thousand cuts.
Some of my blood sprayed on her face as Kyle pulled me off of her.
"Ba-Cartman." He stuttered.
"Goodbye!" I growled and ripped my arm out of his grasp.
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The secret ( kyman)
FanfictionDISCLAIMER: THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND INVOLVES A LOT OF SHIPPING! Kyle and Cartman have been dating for a while now, follow them as they cope with keeping their relationship secret... for a little bit at least. After a while, rumors spread and they...