"- the meaning of this is that to deny love, whoever you find it from, would be just as bad as murder! No one should be treated differently or worse just because they have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend!" Kyle read off of a very crumpled piece of loose leaf paper.
Kenny clapped and Stan turned away from his friends.
"That was great!" Kenny mumbled. "If I was your parents I'd force Cartman to marry you!"
"Thanks Kenny, that means a lot to me. What do you think Stan?"
"I'm so sorry ky." Stan's voice was cracking and he looked really upset. "I never wanna make you this sad."
"Oh Stan, I know you didn't." Kyle smiled. " are we still super best friends?"
"Do I have a choice ?" Stan giggled.
"Pfft no." Kyle smiled and laughed as well.
"Shit Bitch, you better run!" Kenny joked.
Cartman came walking up to the bus stop and frowned. They're having fun without you Eric, Kahl is smiling. All you want is for him to be happy.
He let a tear run down his cheek. So then I'll just leave!
And with that thought, Cartman turned around and went home.
A while later they were at school.
Kenny was staring at the clock and thinking about what will happen to Kyle after school.
Will he get in more trouble?
Will he be punished?
Is he still fake-dating red? If so what's in it for her? Is she raping him!? If so, it seems like a job for mysterion. I WANT IN!!!!
Omg what if his mom kills him, or makes him go to boarding school?
What if I never see Kyle again?
He's the only one of these fuckers that I actually like...
A slight movement crossed his sight line and knocked him out of his thoughts.
Kenny grabbed it out of the air and opened it. It was a note that red and Kyle had been passing.
He saw red growl and hiss a curse under her breath, but he needed to know what it said. He was too nosy to turn back now!
Hey red.
Oh ma gawd, are you passing notes with me?
Well... yeah.
Okay, what do you want ky?
I'm so stressed out about tonight!
Well, you know you don't have to be alone...
YOU'LL COME WITH ME?!!!!
No, but I bet someone else will... like Stan or Kenny or fatass.
I don't think my parents will want to see him for a while.
You're right. What's the answer to question 9?
Idk. Guess.
I KNOW YOU KNOW KYLE!
Kenny smiled and wrote down.
Hey bitches, passing notes? Y'alls are bad boys!
He tossed it easily to Red, he had practice doing this in detention with Fucker Tucker (What Kenny calls Craig) so he was more stealthy than the other two.
Red read it and responded
I'm not a boy Kenny. Who even invited you?
RUDE! Kenny responded, and this time tossed the note to Kyle.
What the hell? He wrote.
What the hell is right! Get your friend! Red wrote.
Kenny loved this! It was so much fun to see this side of Kyle.
Kenny wrote: shall I compare you to a midsummer nights dream?
Kenny knew that he didn't say that correctly but he wanted Kyle's nerd side to come out for a second.
No Kenny it's...
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
KENNY.
Kenny read this but said nothing, he simply showed red, who punched Kyle in the arm, and got his backpack.
School was over.
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The secret ( kyman)
FanficDISCLAIMER: THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND INVOLVES A LOT OF SHIPPING! Kyle and Cartman have been dating for a while now, follow them as they cope with keeping their relationship secret... for a little bit at least. After a while, rumors spread and they...
