Detective Suga

Social Persona - 3

Suga walks into his cubicle in Bangtan Agency to gather some paperwork to show his boss how the mission was going. He opens his door, only to find his space invaded by Top Detective and Second Place Detective making out on his desk.

"What the fuck?" Suga barks, causing Jungkook to pull away. His hair was messy and lips swollen. Taehyung on the other hand, just smirks at the younger and looks unbothered by Yoongi's presence.

"I leave for fucking three days, just to come back to teenage boys about to fuck on MY DESK?!?" He yells, utterly pissed at the two younger detectives. If I didn't stop them, would there be sticky shit on my desk? So fucking disgusting I-

Jungkook presses his fingers to his throat and clears it while he presses his lips into a thin line. "We are not teenagers," he scoffs. "I thought you care about me enough to remember my birthday." He pouts, a little sad that he was being treated like a baby.

"Yeah, but you look and act like you're twelve," Suga mutters. "Both of you get out of my cubicle or else I will tell everyone Jungkook is a lousy bottom."

"I'm fine with that." Taehyung smirks, pinching Jungkook's butt.

"He-hey!" Jungkook tries to push away Taehyung, which was a fail since he was too embarrassed to look at any part of him. He ended up just pushing Taehyung's arm away from his body, only for it to snake around his waist again.

They slowly walk toward the door, making Suga annoyed with their pace. "C'mon, I don't have all day," he checks watch. "I was supposed to be in Boss' office two minutes ago. I guess I'm gonna have to tell them that two very hormonal teenagers were about to fuck in my office which is why I'm late."

Jungkook and Taehyung pale. "N-no don't say that! P-please, everyone will baby me and take Taetae away from me!"

"Yeah, I don't want anyone to take away my Kookie!"

"Oops, shouldn't have been in my cubicle," he evilly laughs, enjoying seeing Top and Second Place Detective squirm.

The two younger detectives scramble out of Suga's cubicle, and Suga leaves his office satisfied.

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Suga knocks the door again, annoyed with his boss. He hopes that him and Seokjin aren't doing things in that room.

He sighs, and finally hears the doorknob click open.

Namjoon stands there with his hair sticking out in different places, his lips swollen. Jin stands behind him, looking the same.

"Oh, not again." Suga sighs.

"Shut up, Suga." Namjoon moves to the side to give Jin some space to walk out. He walks out with his head down, embarrassed that he was caught again by the same person.

Suga just rolls his eyes and steps into Namjoon's office, ready to get to business. After all, he was given a half day and all he wanted to do was go home and sleep in his soft, precious bed.

He fixes the files on the desk and sits down on the soft chair, waiting for Namjoon to do so as well.

"So, what's the progress with your mission?" Namjoon asks, his hands tucked under his chin, elbows rested on the desk.

Suga clears his throat. "I was interviewed by the secretary of the company two days ago. Yesterday, I got a call that I was hired."

"How is getting accepted to D Min Enterprise going to help you complete your mission?"

"I believe that being part of the company will allow me to see into it. I'll be able to interact with most employers." Suga says, not making eye contact with his boss. He knows deep down that this mission will be a fail because he is the dead Yoongi. Revealing who he is would cause too much of a hassle, which is why he's still going along with this mission.

"Ah, you're taking the social persona." (OH YES I DID DO THAT)

"Yes, sir."

"Are there any concerns about your mission or already found some suspects?" Namjoon asks hopefully. If Suga already had an idea, that would mean that this mission would be over soon.

"No, not yet sir." Suga's voice slightly wavers.

Namjoon eyebrows crease as he looks at Suga in confusion; Suga's always strong and confident when it came to replying to hard questions.

Maybe this assassination case was more complicated than he thought.

"Okay, Suga. You're dismissed." Namjoon nods, motioning towards the door.

"Thanks, Boss." Suga states with a dip of his head, and turns on his heel to leave the office when Namjoon stops him. 

"If the mission is too tough, I'll look into it." 

Suga's stomach twists sickly, a wave of nausea hitting him. Paling, he stutters, "I-It's f-fine. I'm g-gonna go n-now." He had to fix this mess, but even as smart as he was, he didn't know what to do.

He yanks open the door and runs, leaving a very confused Namjoon behind.

Maybe he should look into the case without Suga knowing.

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i literally didn't know what to name this chap so yeah just go with my terrible pun.