Pokespe Horror Stories *With commentary*

Red gave a story while i wasn't in the chat

Ok so red changed his name like 20 times and we all changed our name to memes because of April fool's
And red has finally decided on a name of BasteRED so all credits to him as always.

P.s this story was made before we changed our names

Red:  I'm gonna tell you all  a very spooky story. Long ago in the world of Samurai Jack, wait no-wrong.

Red and *umm* Blue we're walking down the street wearing -agh, oh wait-wait, Um hold on let me restart.

Red: Red and Blue we're walking down the street. Blue was wearing Gucci clothing and Supreme jackets while Red was just wearing his normal clothes.

After that, Red had dabbed violently. That's when an ass -an- asha -san. ASSASSIN!  I mean that's where. The fire nation-

UwAha!(*continued by pained screaming*)

Red: After that, the fire nation and the assassin. Blue  pulled out a camera and started recording; Red immediately ya-*stoke of genius* YEETED! A boomerang for some reason for himself and Yellow all the way to Johto. That's where they found Gold, Luke Skywalker, Jesus Christ, Crystal and Silver fighting the fRikEn ninja turtles and the *laughing uncontrollably* Nazis.

Nameless Shipper Can't English language:  Wtf where did Yellow come from?

Red: I don't know NAMELESS.
I don't know

After that all of them including Luke Skywalker and Jesus Christ from earlier *laughing because he's a complete idiot* YEETED themselves to Sinnoh. That's where they found Dia, Pearl and Platinum FREAKING FiGhtInG  the U.S. Navy. They YEETED everybody all the way to um*pause*
Freaking Unova.

   That's where they found Lack shooting at the goddamn angry birds, and  Ugh*laughing * ha ha hue; Found Whi hugging an alien. That is when White turned Super Saiyan.
*Dying of idiot laughter*

WhAaaAAH

And then Black emerged from the light Stone and said "Yeetus Deletus,"
and  friggin um ran over. Then finally they went to Hoenn because-

Red: Well Ruby, Emerald and Sapphire don't really matter much in my mind.

BREATHS

AND THAT'S WHERE THEY FOUND EMERALD WITH A DAMN REVOLVER

*Voice cracks all over the place*

EMERALD WAS SHOOTING THE ZOMBIE APO- SQUEAK- wHaA
Qa
and they found Jar Jar Binks and um Sapphire sleeping in a tree. And then found Ruby putting makeup on makeup for Darth Vader, and that's when *pft* Freaking Darth Vader told Ruby

Red: *Horrible, shitty, Darth Vader impression*
"Ruby I am your father"

That's when Norman came out of the suit and said, "HA! I spotted you."

That's when Ruby said,"WhaAt?"

And that's when Gold came in and pulled out  a FrEakIng biRth ceR
tificAte  and it said Ruby and Gold on it- So now they're Brothers.
THAT MEANS EYEWEAR IS INCEST!!!!!!

Red: And then after that they went to um Kalos and X was about to hang himself because uh because those  magical girls from that anime he watched didn't come and save-. But instead Y literally grabbed everybody's mega stones in the entire thing and smashed them all because she sucks and she-
SHAUNA TIERNO AND TREVOR *Laughing*

HAD ALREADY DIED BECAUSE TIERNO HAD DIABETES AND HE - FELL OFF A CLIFF AND CRUSHED SHAUNA AND TIENRNO.

*internally panicking*

I mean Trevor; and Tierno died on impact.

Red: They just grabbed X and Y because Shauna, Tierno and everybody else had died already and then they went to *dog bark type voice* ALOLA!

Then they saw Gladion dabbing violently while those- while kids were doing fortnite dances against Gladion; and that's when Sun and Moon had *unintelligible* read a lemon fanfiction of themselves and Lillie had FrEakIng stabbed *Kermit the frog voice* Lusamine . And that's when Curious George had come down from the Heavens*wheezing* along with Chuck Norris and *idk what he said*(feel free to put in whoever you want) and then

*Dramatic Pause*

They opened their ass cheeks and summoned the karma-hame-ham annihilating everything in the universe except Yellow and Red leaving specialshipping canon. The scary part was that he * high pitched anime girl voiced squealing* Forgot Christ compels you.

The end

And that's when literally everyone else died except for me, sweetie yellow (a/n: my name is now #warflahbacks), Xtrake, Nameless, Rad, Peaches, and basically everyone else on this Amino. Because everyone literally lived that was a lie that everyone died. And then Xtrake vs. Dexholder Emerald cinematic universe began and that's the actual end of the story

Oh yeah I forgot to mention Dia had gotten diabetes so I guess you can call him
Dia-betes.

Hold on - wait I have one more thing in this story and then after that green hid all the lesbians while red was reading hentai in the car

De actual ending