Im just kinda winging it (OcXMinato)

Chapter 5

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Shit, shit, shit, did I mention shit yet? How. The. Fuck. Did. He. Know. My. Dead. Name? This wasn't happening, it was like fourth grade being outed all over again. Mortified, I was mortified, looking for every exit. Taking several steps back.

"How do you know that name." my hand flying to my heart, Minato and Jiraiya looked so confused, but I didn't fucking care. I was about too book it the fuck out of there. No, just no. Fuck this. Fuck everything.

Just no, "So it is you." then the craziest shit I had ever seen happened. The third hokage, one of my idols got on his knees in front of me. And dropped down into a floor bow. What the fuck? I'm confused now. So confused.

"Please Miranda the amazing, help us." I blinked about twenty times. "What the fuck?" managed to spill from my lips, astonished. I was astonished and so where Jiraiya and Minato. Looking at each other, the Hokage, and finally me.

"Please help us. You're the only one that can." o-kay, just, what? "Um, please explain?" seriously. I didn't understand. Helping him from the floor, he cleared his throat. Wearily watching me as if I were a threat to him. Ha, laughable.

"The great Goddess had informed me of a time in which the people of our world are trapped in a genjutsu in a state of blissful ignorance after thinking they had defeated a great evil." Goddess?

"She had informed me that you would come and save us."

"What Goddess?"

"She goes by the name Trina." Two slow blinks followed his words, my fingers going to the bridge of my nose. You have got to be fucking kidding me right now....

"How, exactly did she tell you all this?" he walked back around his desk, sat in his chair. Then pulled out....

"No way." he placed the little device on his desk, and I shakely picked it up, shut up, no way, just shut the front fucking door. It's official, intergalactic aliens were Punking me, alright alien form of Ashton Kutcher get your ass out here and tell me I've been Punk'D.

"The Goddess said you would know what to do with this strange communicator." it was my cell phone, the same 58% it had when I had died. My finger moved over the screen, swiping it open. Seriously, Punk'D people...... I'm waiting.

I had full signal, full WI-FI, full everything. When I moved to Trina's number, hitting the call button. I put the phone to my ear, not missing the curious looks everyone was shooting my way as I did so. It rang five times then finally.

"Yo, this is Trina, yo wish is my command." that bitch, how fucking dare she. "It's Miranda." all she had to say in return was. "Oh, sup Mir, how's the ninja life treating you?" and how fucking dare she ask that? I was so unbelievably pissed right now. After all this shit she's put me through, all the sleepless nights. The fucking PTSD, the trust issues. She thought that she could just be like sup?

"Sup, sup. SUP! YOU FUCKING PUSHED ME DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK IS UP?"

Then this bitch had the balls too be all like. "Damn girl, you ain't gotta yell, it was for your own good." for my own good, for my own fucking good? She pushed me down a fucking flight of stairs.

"Don't you dare tell me not to yell you bitch, you fucking murdered me. God damnit Trina, do you not realize the shit i've been through because of this? I have PTSD because of you. I spent years feeling betrayed, worthless. You fucked me mentally. Your my best friend, my fucking sister how could you?" I was not being over dramatic, this bitch had murdered me. I was upset, breathing heavy.

"Heavy shit, sorry I put you through that it, but hey, ill make you brownies? It was all for the good of mankind though. Now settle the fuck down girl, How old are you anyway, you sound young?"