Dork Diaries: Brandon and Nikki's Prom

April 9, 2019

Omg! Today was the worst day ever! First of all, Brandon wasn't at school and second of all, Mackenzie WAS. Right when I walked in through the door Mackenzie stared at my bright pink shoes and she said "What are you? A three year old girl? You know you should get some shoes that people will actually BELIEVE that you're 16 years old. And those pigtails should be fixed too." I stared at her and she stared at me then I felt my hand ball into fists and I started punching. She backed up and soon enough my friends walked in and held me back. Then I was really angry. She said " Oh, I guess you're aggressive now too. Oh, yeah! I forgot! You always were. " "OH I'M GONNA BE EVEN MORE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!" I hollered. She said " Well, make me. " She sashayed away and and I was uncontrollable. I couldn't control myself and I suddenly broke out from my friends' arms and ran after her. I tackled her and punched her. The principal ran out of his office and hollered "NIKKI MAXWELL GET INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!! Mackenzie, sweetheart, get up and go to the nurse." I angrily stood up and stormed into the principal's office. He said " Why did you punch her???? If you don't explain within 30 seconds, you get detention until 7:00 for the rest of the school year! " I quickly said "That rattlesnake with cherry red revenge lip gloss called me a three year old girl. SHE CALLED MY PINK SHOES AND MY PIGTAILS BABYISH!!!! SHE DESERVED THAT PUNCH AND TACKLE!!!!!!" He stared at me and I could tell he was holding in a laugh. Then, he said "I am gonna make this like a court. I'm calling in witnesses. Also, I'm gonna bring in the victim."
"BRING IT ON."
He started laughing uncontrollably. I tell you, he laughs too much. Then, you'll never guess what he did.... He changed into a judge outfit! He got a fake gavel and started banging it on his desk. Then, Theo came in dressed as a police officer. I was so angry but also kinda surprised because why would they pick Theo to be the sheriff? Anyways, he called up two witnesses. Chloe and Zoey. I mouthed to them Don't let me down!
They put their thumbs up but did it so the "judge" didn't see them. "ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" he managed to say while laughing. He banged his gavel on his desk. Then, the trial began. Well, long story short, I lost so I got detention for a week. Well, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.