Destroy All Vampires|||Edgar Frog

Real Vampires

Me, Edgar, and Alan went upstairs with Star. "I say we terminate her now!" Edgar held a stake to Star and she screamed and ran. "Edgar, babe are you crazy?!" Alan rolled his eyes at me. I followed her into another room.

A blonde vampire came out from behind the bathroom door, scaring the crap out of me. "Your boyfriend killed Marko! You're both gonna pay, little girl!" Terrified, I yelped as he backed me up into the bathroom.

"Stay back! I'm warning you!!" I held my stake over my head. "Aw, did your boyfriend give you that?!" As soon as my back hit the bathroom wall the vampire started to choke me.

"Edgar.... Alan.. help!" The vampire took my stake and held the point to my chest. He laughed evilly in my face. I writhed in pain.

"HEY! Get off her, death breath!" Edgar showed up behind the vampire and staked him, causing his blood to shoot onto me.

I fell to the floor, holding onto my throat and watched Edgar throw the vamp into the bath of holy water.

He turned to me and knelt down. "Are you okay, Sidney?" I nodded and Edgar helped me up. Alan came into the room.

"We're all in one piece, good." Alan said, high fiving me and Edgar. Our celebration stopped as the vampire's head came out of the bath. Frustrated, I let out a battle cry and kicked him in his face, sending him back into the water.

"Woah, nice job." Alan patted my shoulder. Out of nowhere, blood started to shoot out of the sinks. We screamed and ran out of the bathroom before we got drenched with vampire blood.

"Jesus! Why does their blood get everywhere?!" I complained, trying to wipe off my shirt. "Why don't you just take your shirt completely off?" My mouth dropped open and I slowly looked at Edgar. "Excuse me?!" Alan stepped between the two of us.

"For once, stop flirting! Are you alright, Sidney?" Alan looked closely at my neck, probably looking for bites.

"Alan, he didn't bite me, I'm okay." Alan shook his head. "That's not it, Sidney, you have a huge bruise on your neck!" My eyes got wide and I felt all over my neck. "What?!"

Thank God there was a mirror in Sam's room. I inspected the bruise. It was spread along the front of my throat. "Holy shit!"

The boys were shocked at my choice of words. "He must have choked me really hard."

We all chilled out in the bedroom, both of the Frog Brothers comforting me.

Out of the blue, we heard something, no, someone explode. We all wandered downstairs to see a vampire disassembled in front of a stereo. Sam must have shot him with his bow and arrow.

"Death by stereo!" Sam quipped. Edgar and Alan pulled me upstairs. "Two down. Nice!" All my fears were gone at this point.

Sam came upstairs soon after us. "Guys, I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow!" Sam whispered to us.

"Good job Sam! I trashed the one that looks like twisted sister!" Edgar smiled brightly at me. "I kicked him in his dumb bloodsucking face, it was awesome!"

"Death to all vampires," Alan whisper yelled. "Maximum body count!"

"We are awesome monster bashers!"

"Slayer of all nightstalkers!" I added.

"The baddest!"

"The meanest!"

"The cruelest!" I smiled.

We all did a group victory handshake. Loudly, the mattress burst open, the little kid appeared, in a vampiric form.

All the pressure from the wind knocked us back. Screaming, the child charged to the other side of the room, stomping unknowingly on Alan's groin.

"Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!" I rolled my eyes at his joke. "Let's get him!" Edgar yelled, getting up abruptly and running over to the boy.

"STOP! Don't you hurt him! He's just a little boy!" Star held the child close to her. I sighed.

There was a scream from downstairs. Someone and... Michael! "Guys, let's go downstairs." I suggested. They all listened and followed me downstairs. Star ran off to sit by Michael, hiding him.

"Mike, it's Sidney, are you alright?" I didn't get too close. "Don't come near me!"

I obeyed and stood back next to Edgar. "What's the big deal, you destroyed the head vampire! It's all over." Edgar was right. That's a little odd. "Nothing's changed." "He's right. I don't feel any different." Star added.

"Oh my god." I whispered to myself. Edgar grabbed my hand and squeezed it. "There's still one more..."
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