학생회 그놈들 - An alternate universe/prequel (maybe) FAN translation

Episode 1: 학생회 셔틀 student council shuttle

- Episode 1 start -
남자애를 따라, 학생회실로 들어왔다.
Following the boy, we headed towards the student council room to my confusion.

여기서 무슨 큰일이 일어났다.
Wow, something big has happened here.

...

일어난 거 맞다.
Oh..

사물함이 바닥 한가운데에 쓰러져
There's a locker that fell in the middle of the room

학생회실이 완전히 난장판이 되어버린 것이다.
The student council room is completely messed up.

게다가... 사물함에 있던 내용물이 떨어져, 영망으로 변했다.
Besides that, the contents of the locker seemed to have scattered everywhere across the floor.

그중에선...
Among them was...

핸드폰까지 있었다. 그것도...
A handphone too.

얼마 전, 인기 않은 아이돌이 광고한 최신형이다.
It's the latest version of a phone that was released not too long ago. I think that one singer advertised it.

...이게 행운의 편지랑 무슨 상관인데?
... Alright, but what does this have to do with the lucky letter?

Zion:
"야."
"Hey, klutz"

"내가 이 편지 넣는 바람에 사물함 쓰러졌잖아."
"You knocked down the locker when you put this letter in."

Me:
"뭐?!"
"W-What?!"

"아냐, 내가 넣었을 땐 아무 일도 일어나지 않았어."
"Y-you might be mistaken, I'm sure that nothing happened when I put it in."

Zion:
"그럼 여기 너 말고 누가 사물함 건드렸는데"
"Well, then who could have possibly done it aside from the only person who was here at that time?"

Me:
...

변명거리 찾으면서 자연스레 눈이 명찰로 향한다.
My eyes surveyed the mess of the room. I caught sight of his name tag.

온시완?
Zion?

이 싸가지 이름이 온시완이야?
This jerk's name is Zion?

Zion:
"그래서 어떻게 물어낼 거냐거고?
"So, how are you gonna make up for it?"

choices!

1) 노려본다 (stare at him)

Me:
"아니라니까? 이게 증거라고? 미쳤나?"
"Didn't I tell you? I wasn't the one who did it, and if you're so sure I did it, then where is the proof?"

Zion:
"말했잖아, 여기 너 말고 건드린 사람 없다고."
"Well for starters, there was no one else here but you."

"내가 괜히 생트집 잡냐?"
Second, I'm sure it can't be anybody else since you put that letter in"

"내가 나간 사이에 사물함이 넘어질 수도 있지?"
"Third, if it wasn't you then who could've done it? Maybe the locker magically grew arms and legs and suddenly moved by itself?"

Me:

...

2) 쪼그라든다. (shrink away)

Me:
(쪼그라들면)아니... 저, 저기 나한테 왜... 그러는 지...
(shrinking back) "No.. I-I, why me... Well...--"

Zion:
"야, 누가보면 우리가 잘못한 줄 알겠다?"
"Hey, who else could've went to my locker other than you, huh?"

"내가 내 핸드폰 망가뜨렸잖아."
"I didn't break my own damn cell phone did I?"