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Disguise

"Try to not mess this up" Claudia said fluffing the shit out of the brown wig I put on.
Today, I was gonna surprise some of my people with a disguise that I don't think's too convincing.
"who are you?" she asked with a happy ass smile
"Satan." I pushed the glasses up to the bridge of my nose and stood up and Claudia moved to the side so I could check myself out in the mirror..Holy shit

The "I'll have her home by 8 kind of lesbian"

my hands in my Blohsh sweatshirt and walking out the dressing room.

"We're about to start in." The dude behind the camera and counted down for 5 to 1

"I'm Billie Eilish, I'm backstage at Ellen. Dressed up in disguise and I am very embarrassed about it." I tried to act comfortable but shit I really think I'm gonna mess up all this shit

I talked a little longer before the room started to fill with girls so I sat my ass down and went on my phone to play it off

I didn't really have to play it off much longer because I got a text from my girlfriend "DON'T.FUCK.UP. 💋 love you see you later"

A/N - Y'all see Billie at Coachella doing that tongue shit at Brandon. That's a lucky ass man 😖 my gay heart feels hurt but I'M fInEeeeee