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Billie gets braids

| Billie |

I yelped as my soft gray hair was yanked and twisted into the synthetic braid, holding on the chair like my life  depended on it. Y/N's laughter erupted the room.

"Go to hell" She laughed even more "y-your face" She sounded like a dying alien to the point where she looked like one with her face scrunched up and the laugh was inaudible " I hope your face freezes and stays like that for all eternity" My vagina isn't bleeding if that's what you're wondering 

I'm perfectly fine.

"Excuse me can I borrow this?" I asked the hairdresser looking at a spray bottle on the table "sure" I grab it and spray Y/N in the face. THUG LIFE *puts on dark shades*

"piss off dude. That was a warning" okayy maybe not, I'm sitting in this chair feeling like a salty sack of balls (would Billie even say this lol)
 It's a totally different experience then what I thought it was gonna be like way different.

A day ago— 

"what do you think it's gonna feel like?" finneas asked. "not a lot of pain." He hummed "are you sure because my friend said-" I cut him "It'll be cool" he just nodded 

Present— 

"this is worse then labor!!!!"

"I should've never done this!!"

"I should've listened to finneas!"

"Y/N why didn't you give me a shot before we came!!!!!"

| Y/N |

Who squished her avocados?

I have been with her for 5 hours in this shop bringing tofu salad sandwiches and frozen pineapples, and she's acting like a brat. I'm a bomb ass best friend if you ask me being her slave for a day and possibly forever

I gotta get her back maybe I don't know pulling out a braid—nahh too easy

cutting her braids while she sleeping— sounds about right 

"Is it over? shit killin me bro. Y/NNN" Billie whined

I took out my phone and started recording her "I hate you" she tried covering her face, so I walked over

"That's my best friend all, yep tryna catch all y'all females out here" she shook her head "with her fresh ass braids damn sis" "diving in all yall bitches kitty pools" she started blushing. I stopped recording and put it on my story

"Don't post that" posted. "Be thankful"

"You didn't" I grinned "If my ass wasn't sweaty and sore I'd murder you" likes started coming in

just one more think "wha-" I snapped a quick picture of her (the one above)

In minutes. The pic hit one million 

"Aidan liked. again" Billie rolled her eyes, "If I was him I would at least try and find somebody better to obsess over. I mean..me?

"Ever since we met he leaves 3 DMs a week." Oh no, who would waste their precious time trying to contact a person they wouldn't have a chance with? Just wow.

"We should stop by, pay a visit" she was up to something "Done," the hairdresser said

| Billie |

"Done," I sighed in relief " Y/N bring your ass over" She just watched and stared me up and down mumbling with food in her mouth "please?" She nodded, dusting off her pants walking over

Yanking me out the chair. I'm 100% sure I heard my back crack. Finally, on my feet, I went to the body mirror looking at myself "I don't consider myself attractive but I kinda look okay" I flipped my braids behind my shoulder

"What you think?" I asked looking at my reflection "looks cute" I thanked the hairdresser, and we left and got in Y/N's car turned on the radio then I heard my very own voice playing, turning it down I give her a glance "really?" she shrugged "what? I'm a fan." I turned it back up the radio, and we both started singing at the same time.

We listened to the album until we reached Aidan's driveway. "What are we doing here?" I asked

I didn't actually think she was serious about the pay a visit thing. Still, think she's up to something

"Go open the trunk," she said I went to the trunk and opened it seeing toilet paper and eggs.

I walked up to her window "um Y/N-" she opened her door "we're fucking up his house."

I followed her to the trunk grabbing the eggs while she got the toilet paper "If the cops come?" She made a thinking face then raised a finger "not care" we did our special handshake "let's do it"

Vandalized a couples times. those last times weren't as fun but this was fuckin dope. Y/N always has an Idea to make fun out of pretty much anything. We're the ideal definition of partners in crime

I threw my first egg "nice shot but try using your dominant eye with throwing" I aimed to hit the glass. We shared a high-five "watch this" she held the toilet paper while spinning around twice throwing the paper landing it directly into the chimney (does anybody even have a chimney anymore? imao)

"Impressive" The door opened and there was ugly ass little Aidan standing in his boxer. What you'd think I do let him just stand there harmless? Nope, an egg to the face.

"calling the cops!" he yelled "on your future bride?" I  almost laughed at the words that left my mouth. He looked at me with a confused expression "who?..Billie" surprise mother fucker.

"You did this." I grinned "I made a work of art with the help of the one and only Y/N" I put my arm around her. The sound of sirens were approaching 

You could tell he was heated because he face got red and his expression changed once again "what? are you jealous?" Y/N taunted. "This is my bride now so stop trying and fuck off." Nextashing I felt was my lips colliding with my own making me kiss back 

She pulled away from me and turned to Aidan "she likes pussy by the way." He slammed the door "I guess our job here is done." I licked my lips and nodded 

I slipped my hand in hers "thanks. back there" her thumb rubbed against my hand 

"that's what best friends are for. Partners in crime" she winked

 "—You have the right to remain silent. If you do say anything, what you say can be used against you in a court of law"

A/N: Aidan isn't really a favorite of mines...

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