What would you do if you found out someone *cough* Hanji *cough* stole your Cravat while you were sleeping, bribe all the scouts to cough/sneeze on it, then put it on your face before you woke up so you would be too sick to boss them around?
Levi : Well, this already happened before, and I still hated Hanji for doing that. (Hanji laughing in the background)
*glares at shitty glasses before continuing *
Levi: So, during that horrible memory, Hanji said that she was told a dare from Erwin to which she agreed on. I, was on my break, which I used to actually sleep but shitty glasses came in without me knowing, and took the Cravat off my neck. I remembered thinking that it was just the stupid wind, so I just didn't mind it and went back to sleep. Moments later, I woke up with a messy head, a giggling bitch outside my door, and a disgusting, filthy, germ infected Cravat on top of my head, borrowed by a titan obsessed freak.
This is getting interesting.... SO what did you do?
Levi : Oh let me tell you. I stood up and heard rummaging outside the door, thinking Oh who could that be? Who wears eyeglasses and laughs like a freak? Mr. Obvious. I had to get my gloves and throw that Cravat far FAR away from me, but when I got back to my office I started sneezing. Half of the day, I was stuck in my office to at least lessen the cough and colds. Then during the afternoon, I walked in the lab to see no one there. In the end I overheard cadets saying that Hanji told them to cough and sneeze into my Cravat, or there will be serious punishments from her. Those brats fell for it and did what they were told, so after hours of searching, I found her, told her to run laps for three days straight, and clean the whole HQ for seven months, since it took me seven hours to finally find her. And she wasn't alone. She was with the other soldiers, with the same duty. After all that, she had to clean up the cafeteria everyday for two months and she looked like her soul left her body afterwards.
*slow clapping* A ice cream of punishments, and to top it off, a karma cherry bomb!
Levi: *small smile*
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