Ask Levi a question, I'll force him to answer it by stealing his cleaning supplies until he gives you the answer (might as well be dead than doing this but oh well....)
Do you have an opinion on 'Levihan'? It's a ship between Levi and Hanji.
Levi: First of all who had the guts to photoshop the time I was pissed off of Hanji?
*crowd gathers around*
???: H-hey! Why are you pushing me towards him?!
Sasha: Cause we know Levi can stand you, but not us!
Levi: *looks behind* (death glare) Hi Eren.....
EREN QUICK! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Eren: *Sonic Runs The hell out of the castle*
Levi:
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Levi: Anyways, to answer that question, I would say hmmm...... No No Wait let me think about it um-
No
Ho-hold on let's see uh-
No. End of story.
I do NOT like that crazy woman and even if we are the only people left inside these walls, I would go 50 meters AWAY from her.
My opinion?
It sucks. I don't know why people ship her and me when it's so obvious that my ears might bleed if she starts dating with me all the time. She's the first person who came to me in an oh so hyper way, but I still have to take responsibility with the stupid things she would do. Hell, she doesn't even shower properly, bad hygiene I tell you.
