In your opinion, which cleaning product is the best?
Levi: didn't I already answer this question? *pats kitty in the head while it's sleeping on his lap*
Wait, I'll check...
*checking*
No wait that was a different question. Carry on...
Levi: I'd say Simple Green All-Purpose Cleaner.
Why?
Levi: Cause it's all purpose. Very helpful in cleaning anything easily.
Why won't you let the cadets use this?
Levi: I want to see them clean their asses off until I'm satisfied.
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