Dumb, Slightly Funny, Sarcastic OneShots

Carl (Neil's Dad) x Reader

This is a Camp Camp fanfiction made purely for fun. I hope you enjoy because Carl really is a terrible character. Also, you should probably keep in mind that you, as the reader, is a camp councillor, not a ten year old.

The day Neil mentioned his dad, I didn't take much notice. Neil said he tends to favour his dad more, so his mum would try to buy his love back. Because I was definitely there in the boat with them as he said that statement instead of helping them. Dark, but funny. 

Then Parents Day came around.

Naturally, David and I were rushing around constantly to get everything ready. Taking care of kids is one thing, but their parents? That's a whole new can of delicious beans.

As I walked around, ready to do.. something, I took a moment to abandon everything and take a look around the room. Everyone's parents seemed fairly normal. Max had none, and I almost felt sorry for the little shit, until my eyes were clapped upon a beautiful sight. Neil, looking embarrassed as ever, was talking to a tall, rugged, handsome boi. The boi in question was wearing the exact same clothes as his son, which I found so hilarious I started laughing right there on the spot.

"Y/N? Why are you laughing? You need to get back to whatever you were doing and stop laughing!" It was David. A sweet boi, but I couldn't care less about him right now.

"Shut up David you sweet precious cinnamon roll. I'm now going to abandon all of my duties to follow the love of my life that I haven't ever met and also do not know the name of"

"What the fuck?" Oh great, now Max was here. I turned to him and grimaced.

"Go away you little shit. I don't have time for you right now."

Max avoided eye contact. "just like my parents.." he said, but I didn't hear him because I was too busy listening to the cheesy classic romance music playing in the background as I stared at Neil's dad. I walked up to him, abandoning David, who was attempting to comfort Max, who was telling him to fuck off.

As I got closer, I heard Neil mention that his dad was a professor. Before I could arrive and flirt with the hottie, some bitch got there first. She looked like Nikki's mum, on account of the fact that her hair was bright turquoise. "You're a professor? I loooove a man with money"

Neil's dad went red. "Money?"

"I mean, intelligence!"

It was clear she was just trying to hook up with him for his money. I was so angry, I roundhouse kicked her. She fell over immediately, and I threw her outside. Then I put her hands behind her back and said "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THIEVERY! AGENTS MILLER, TAKE HER AWAY" I screamed, and as she was carried away, swearing, I walked up to Neil's dad, who became more red in the face as I got closer.

"Hi, my name is Y/N. And you are?" I said smiling, acting like none of that happened.

"I-I'm Carl. Why did you roundhouse kick her like that?" he said cutely. I just smiled at him.

"She's a known criminal. Probably."

"It was very sexy" he said. Again, I smiled at him, because I was finally talking to senpai

"So are you"

"So are you. Wait- What?" he said, being adorably confused. I grabbed him by the shirt and kissed him.

Then I left, because apparently I remembered what else I needed to do.

Carl is a terrible character. I hope you enjoyed this dumb thing I did, and I also hope it made you laugh. Leave requests down below!