Turns out, Bakugou wasn't having a heart attack. Which sucks, because I have to continue this story now. But anyways, Bakugou was just really....flustered. Wait, how old was this man? Didn't he know Bakugou was just an underaged Tik Tok Thot? "Wait, Herobrine..? How old are you?", Bakuhoe asked, Herobrine sighed and answered, "If you really want to know, I'm 26.", Shit. Okay, Bakugou is now..uh..20. Just to be safe.
Oh boy, oh boy. Bakugou couldn't even start speaking because things started getting steamy. Clothes being stripped off, only to their boxers. Well, Bakugou was wearing some anime undies with "kawaii kawaii, red riot" shit, which got herobrine....really, really, really, ready to beat Bakuhoe's ass.
After that shit(because I'm too much of a pussy to actually write that), Bakugou can't breathe. Great, fucking die Bakugou. Die. Herobrine let's go of Bakugou's throat, and breathes. Bakugou grabs his ckothes and puts them on, "Herobrine", He asks. "What do you want, thot?", Herobrine replies, and Bakuhoe sighs. "Why ur pee-pee so flappy?", He asks, which makes Herobrine's face flush red with embarrassment.
Bakugou runs out the portal and jumps into his lightning McQueen car bed, and sighs. Bakuhoe sleeps, and dreams of his Tik Tok videos of him eating his dog's ear, and eating his friend's toes. He rlly loved Herobrine, and now...a new person was coming to mind. He didn't want to forget about Herobrine, but this new person. He was so hot, possibly hotter than Herobrine.
Let's just hope it doesn't ruin anything between them.
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Bakugou x Herobrine~
RomanceBakuhoe has watched many "Minecraft: Let's Plays" of Herobrine, and slowly developed the meanest crush ever on him. One night, a big portal opens in Bakuhoe's closet, and Herobrine walks in. Has his prayers been answered?
