Bakugou x Herobrine~

penis

Bakugou woke up the next day, in his race car bed, with the sun shining on his oily ass face. He stood and got on his bunny slippers and walked into the bathroom to go pee-pee. On the edge of the bathroom counter .. was a pregnancy test with a sticky note, Bakugou picked up the yellow square paper and read it carefully, "Use this, then contact me by screaming 'penis' and tell me the results. -Herobrine."

Katsuki felt a smile creep onto his face, just looking at his lover's handwriting made feel safer. He took the pregnancy test and waited an eager 3 seconds before he got his result. He felt himself yelp in excitment uncontrollably. He ran out the bathroom with the stick and without thinking yelled "PENIS!!!", and there he was....Herobrine. Just as the sticky note said, Bakugou ran to him and hugged him. Herobrine pushed him off, "So, are you preg?", He asked impatiently. 

Bakuhoe shoved the stick into Herobrine's hand, it was still wet from the pee-pee. Herobrine's eyebrows flew off his fucking head, he looked at his partner then to the piss covered sticc. "I am preggy, Herobrine! Aren't you happy??", Katsuki asked. Brine sighed, "You still have school, won't people notice after a few months?", wow herobrine way to fucking kill the mood you whore. 

--time skip to lunch at school--

Bakugou sat alone at lunch, looking down at his belly every so often, what would people think of him when they knew? He was insecure, but he loved his unborn children."

"Hey, bro.", Bakugou looked up to see a Kirishima, smiling at him weakly. "I'm sorry about yesterday, I understand, you love Herobrine,  I won't get in the way of you guys anymore. But, can we still stay friends......bakubro?", the red-head said, it was a legit apology, and Katsuki accepted it, he smiled at his friend.

The bell rang, and Kirishima took Bakugou's hand, "Hey, actually, I wanna show you something! follow me!", he said before racing off, dragging his angry friend behind.

He ran to the back of the school and waited for his friend, once he was arrived, Kirishima ripped of Bakugou's clothing and punched him into the fucking stomach. "OW! MY BABIES", Katsuki yelled, Kiri smiled slyly, "I knew it, why would you keep this from me? I GOT YOU PREGGY! I'M A DADDY!", he yelped excitedly, Baku cut him off in his celebration, "NO! You're not my daddy any more kirihshima! These aree Herobrine's!", the blond exclaimed quickly. Kiri wasn't going to take any of it, he took off Baku's pants and undid his own, leaving him in his boxers. Katsuki screamed, "PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and his love of his life was there.

"What the hell is going on here? What are you doing to my wife???", Herorbine shouted, demanding explaintion, Kiri was shocked, "I-I-uh-These kids are  not yours!! They are mine, and if I can't have them, no one can!", Kirishima replied, then procedded to kick, punch, lick, and headbutt Katsuki's stomach, killing all the unborn children in his stomach.

Bakugou cried in pain and sorrow, Herobrine deleted kirishima's pp, then sat down next to Bakugou, "Kids are so hard to take care of, and their not even born yet."