A few weeks after Bakugou gave birth, Herobrine let them move into his mansion, made of Diamond blocks. His 13 children cries all the time. Herobrine helps out, but also beats his meat alot. Bakugou is starting to get worried, is he not enough for his lover? A knock at their front door stops his train of thoughts, Bakugou walks over to the front door and opens it. It's Kirishima, giving off....angry energy...?
"Kiris-", Bakugou is cut off.
"Why didn't you tell me when you were giving birth?! I wanted to see my healthy kids come out of that healthy asshole of yours! I'm the DAD! Don't you remember how we used to--", Herobrine steps up to them, interrupting their convo.
"Is this the kid who almost killed OUR kids?", HE asked in a stern tone, Bakugou nods slowly.
"What the hell are you doing here, you fucking ginger!?", Herobrine yells, but Kirishima still stands. "Those are my kids, MY kids were in Bakugou's stomach.", He explains boldly, "My fucking spermy cells are what created those kids, not your small pee-pee!".
One of the kids Start crying, and Kirishima lights up, "Awh! What's his name? You never told me their names..." "Uh, that's Diamond Ore, Let me go get him...He's probably hungry.", Bakugou says, he pussied out of the fight and ran to his kid. It's only Herobrine and Kirishima now, "Why in the hell do you think those are your kids??", Herobrine asks, stepping closer to Kirishima's cute ass face.
Bakugou runs to Diamond Ore's room, and picks him up from his bed, and cradles him, shushing. He pulls down his shirt to reveal his nip, and the child's face goes head first into it. "ow u little bitch why are you fucking biting it, stupid cunt.", bakugou whispers to his mistake of a child. Barely 1 minute into Diamond Ore's feeding session, he hears Enchanted Pickaxe start crying. He runs to Enchanted Pickaxe's room, starts his feeding session.
After that, he walks back to Kirishima and Herobrine, they're measuring their dicc with a penicl, he hears them mumble and whisper while trying to get the exact measurement. "see? my pp is like 1 inch bigger than yours", kirishima says.
Im so sorry im running out of humor and creative juices for now
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Bakugou x Herobrine~
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