" I can't tell if you're stupid, or if you're stupid," Eyeball admits, looking at his younger brother.
" What are you talking about? If I look hot as a blond, think of how many girls will drool over me when I'm a redhead?" he exclaims, drying his damp hair, changing the towel from gray to a burgundy color.
" Have fun telling dad how his towel became a tampon." The young one flips his brother off. He stands up straight, placing the towel on his shoulders to see the outcome of the dye. Eyeball even has to admit it, " It's not bad."
" God it must be sad for you Eyeball," the redhead starts, a sadistic grin on his lips. " This sixteen-year-old, Robert 'Red' Chambers, gets more pussy than you!" He sprints off in a hurry, Eyeball hot on his tail though.
Christopher 'Chris' Chambers
river phoenixRobert 'Red' Chambers
corey haimRichard 'Eyeball' Chambers
bradley greggGordie LaChance
wil wheatonAce Merrill
kiefer sutherlandand the rest of the lovely cobras
Cameos
Teddy DuChamp
corey feldman
now this will be a fucking treatI'm gonna try to explain this the best I can
So they're older, so they're going into 9th while Robert will be in 10th
And Teddy and Vern are pretty much out the pic. BUT, the body was never found, because there was never a body.So no body, so the entire movie never happened.... for now.
Bye
ace
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red | gordie lachance ✅
Fanfic" Why'd you dye your hair red?" Gordie wonders aloud. " It represents bloodshed..." Gordie's face became a bit paler than normal. " Kidding! Kidding!" he laughs, helping Gordie to let out a sigh of relief. " Girls dig the red hair," he admits, grin...