NCT CHATROOM X YOU ! for male readers !

CONSPIRACY THEORY..?

BabyPrince: guess who's sick ! :'D taeyong eomma, come take care of me~

LordTaeyong: ask your princess to take care of you bcuz ion wanna :/

BabyPrince: r00d ! but you're my mom ! ;(

LordTaeyong: i don't wanna get sick too-

BabyPrince: you won't though- i only threw up once- and my tummy hurts + i'm having these weird stomach cramps that hurT really bad

Junguwu: poor m/n :c

LookAss: eW you threw up

BabyPrince: i'll make sure to throw up on you next time

LookAss: eW NO !

BabyPrince: uwu muah

Bunnyoung: :o i heard that m/n's sick- shall i take care of you ?

BabyPrince: plz do :'c

Bunnyoung: i'll be right there !

Bunnyoung has logged off!

BabyPrince: at least he's nice

LordTaeyong: good 4 u

Chittaprr: hey guys

LordTaeyong: hi ten~

BabyPrince: "~"

LordTaeyong: shut up-

Junguwu: kekeke taeyongie loves ten~

LordTaeyong: >:(

Chittaprr: i love you too taeyong~

Dongsookie: i bet taeyong is blushing

Chittaprr: gtfo haechan

Dongsookie: i'm good B)

LookAss: 😎✌️👌💯👏

Chittaprr: lucas you can lEAVE

Junguwu: nuh dont leave lucas ! > <

LookAss: i'm not-

Junguwu: goodie~

BabyPrince: someone explain to me how jUNGWOO IS SO CUTE

Junguwu: i just am

LookAss: ^

Dongsookie: :0 dID LUCAS JUST AGREE WITH JUNGWOO THAT HE JUST IS CUTE ?!??

BabyPrince: LUWOO CONFIRMED

Chittaprr: #LuwooisREAL

LordTaeyong: get it trending

BabyPrince: i'll get it trending after you tell me you love me 😤😭💔😪🤧

LordTaeyong: i love you-

BabyPrince: :'D i'll get it trending !

LordTaeyong: -ten

BabyPrince: STORY TIME: I WAS BETRAYED BY MY OWN MOTHER!!! *EMOTIONAL*

LookAss: hAh

(jungwoo irl: hAh) 

BabyPrince: :'(

SkinnyKun: wait- m/n- do you not think i'm cute ? :'c

BabyPrince: OF COURSE I THINK YOU'RE CUTE MY PRINCESS~!

SkinnyKun: yay !

BabyPrince: ahhh seeee ?! CUTEEEEEE~

SkinnyKun: uwu im sOft

Junguwu: :c

Junguwu: lUCAS TELL ME HOW CUTE I AM

LookAss: ur hella fine my dood

Junguwu: not what i asked for

LookAss: ma bad

LookAss: damn b, wyd with yo cute ass

Junguwu: never mind >.>

LookAss: aiGht

BabyPrince: lucas sucks

LookAss: dicc

Dongsookie: ^ jungwoo's

Junguwu: >\\<

LookAss: u rite

BabyPrince: :0 SO LUWOO IS REAL IM SHOOK

LordTaeyong: expose them

Chittaprr: yES

BabyPrince: no

LordTaeyong: it was worth a shot

SkinnyKun: why are you so mean

LordTaeyong: i'm tIRED

LordTaeyong: y'all don't let me REST

BabyPrince: sorry hyung, we'll leave you alone for a whole day :'(

LordTaeyong: except for ten

Chittaprr: :') okay

BabyPrince: wtf- are all the nct ships real-

Jeno&Jaemin: yes

Winwin&Yuta: yes

Mark&Haechan: yes

Johnny&Jaehyun: yes

Jisung&Chenle: yes

Jungwoo&Lucas: yes

Taeyong&Ten: yES

BabyPrince: wtf—

BabyPrince: whatta bout aLL THE OTHER GREAT SHIPS

Dongsookie: CONSPIRACY THEORY

Dongsookie: they never existed. you just thought them up in your head

Dongsookie: all the above ships are the superior ones

Dongsookie: all others do not exist

BabyPrince: ...

BabyPrince: gtfO

Dongsookie: k-