NCT CHATROOM X YOU ! for male readers !

THE SHIPS NEED TO SAIL

BabyPrince: I NEED BLEACH IN MY EYES

LordTaeyong: OMG WHY

Bunnyoung: WHAT'D YOU SEE

BabyPrince: I SAW TEN TRYING TO SEDUCE JOHNNY

SeagullMark: hi welcome to our world, remember the honey skin that you have to taste thing ? i had to experience that

BabyPrince: oh true poor mark let's pray for him

SeagullMark: i can't tell if that's sarcasm or not

BabyPrince: it really wasnt

SeagullMark: okay

TakoyakiPrince: damn, ten's out here cheating on taeyong

LordTaeyong: ik 😔

Chittaprr: fym we're not even dating

MilkBoy: DAMN

LordTaeyong: ouch

MilkBoy: it's okay taeyong i got you

BabyPrince: ajdjsv jAEYONG SAILLLLLLLLLLL WOOOOOOOOOO

LordTaeyong: yES JAEYONG WILL RISE ÙWÚ

MilkBoy: i didn't sign up for this wth

Nana: hyungs are so cute 🤧

Jenyesjam: ik i wish jaemin and i were like them 😭

MilkBoy: you're kidding-

LordTaeyong: doES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE KIDDING JAEHYUN ???

MilkBoy: idk

BabyPrince: plz date

MilkBoy: no

LordTaeyong: :(

BabyPrince: yOU MADE HIM SAD

Bunnyoung: u gonna die

MilkBoy: tell ten to marry him

Chittaprr: no

BabyPrince: hE WANTS JOHNNY

OhDaddy: :|

MilkBoy: this is awkward

OhDaddy: very

Dolphin: since we're on the topic of couples, can mark and donghyuck hyungs date ?

Dongsookie: sure, when you and jisung date, mark and i will date

SeagullMark: wtf

JisungPwark: never gonna happen

Dongsookie: exactly

JisungPwark: we'll date when norenmin becomes a thing

Nana: i love jeno and renjun

SeagullMark: we know

Jenyesjam: im willing to make it a thing

PrinceRenjun: uh im not

Nana: okay but why not

PrinceRenjun: i don't wanna date

Jenyesjam: fair enough

BabyPrince: what did this even turn into-

MilkBoy: i'll date taeyong when luwoo becomes real

LordTaeyong: so we're dating ?

MilkBoy: uh no

Junguwu: it's not OFFICIAL official yet

MilkBoy: exactly

BabyPrince: pft

TakoyakiPrince: jaehyun that's like saying "i'll date taeyong when yuta and winwin date"

Yuta'sLove: we're not dating -_-

TakoyakiPrince: says who ?

Yuta'sLove: me

TakoyakiPrince: your opinion is invalid

LookAss: that's fucked up

SkinnyKun: langUAGE

LookAss: my bad

BabyPrince: okay then

LittleSheep: im so confused

BabyPrince: it's okay i am too

DanceMachine: so- are jaehyun and taeyong dating orrrrr-??

MilkBoy: no

LordTaeyong: no :(

brightnight: what about ten and johnny ??

Chittaprr: yes

OhDaddy: no

brightnight: ??? okay ????

Tae1: so uh- what now

Nana: we party

BabyPrince: yES

Bunnyoung: for what ?

Dongsookie: do you even need a reason to party ?

LordTaeyong: nope, let's PARTY :D

BabyPrince: WOOOOOOOO

MilkBoy: you all are so weird omfg

A/n: i'm sorry this is short- i also don't know wtf is happening i didn't have any ideas and this was born-