SeagullMark: yall ever heard of david dobrik ??
OhDaddy: he's a vlogger right ?
SeagullMark: yeah, he's part of the vlog squad
MilkBoy: ohhh, i know who you're talking about !
SeagullMark: he's cool. i've been watching a lot of vlogs lately. emma chamberlain. you know her ?
Chittaprr: sister squad !
MilkBoy: ex sister squad member
BabyPrince: 👀🍵
SeagullMark: her vlogs = great
SeagullMark: she makes me want to be a vlogger
LordTaeyong: gtfoooooo mark
SeagullMark: wHy ?!
LordTaeyong: you want to be a vlogger ??
SeagullMark: ummm, make money from filming yourself driving around in your car, and going about your day ?? yes please, that sounds hella easy
Dongsookie: nct who ?? i only know that youtube life
JisungPwark: being a vlogger seems so eASY ! ID RATHER DO THAT THAN BE IN NCT
MilkBoy: lets all be vloggers
LordTaeyong: ew no thank you
BabyPrince: i agree with jaehyun !
BabyPrince: we can start our own vlog squad !
Chittaprr: what would we call it ??
BabyPrince: not sure yet-
OhDaddy: maybe like- crackhead culture squad
JisungPwark: what if, ik this is wild but stick with me, what if, since we're neo culture technology,, we'd call it, crackhead culture technology
Dongsookie: or it could just be crackhead culture
JisungPwark: yeah i guess so—
BabyPrince: alright so- WHO'S APART OF CRACKHEAD CULTURE ????
LittleSheep: what are we talking about ??
Chittaprr: our own version of the vlog squad
DanceMachine: vlog squad..?
OhDaddy: it's this group of friends who vlog their lives and put it on youtube
brightnight: i wanna join
BabyPrince: welcome to crackhead culture
brightnight: cool :')
LookAss: y'all
LookAss: you cant be crackhead culture without me
MilkBoy: you're down to be a vlogger too ?
LookAss: sure, why not ? i'm sure id have some quality content
OhDaddy: why... why do i feel like he'd be the toddy of the group...? like- he'd just be the one who's popular for his looks
BabyPrince: TEN WOULD BE CORINNA !!
Chittaprr: im hIGHLY OFFENDED YOU TAKE THAT BACK
BabyPrince: if you weren't corinna, then who'd you be ??
Chittaprr: um... i dunno-
BabyPrince: exactly
MilkBoy: lmao one day we're driving somewhere and then we notice ten giving lucas a blow job
SkinnyKun: THATS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE
MilkBoy: iT HAPPENED IN ONE OF DAVID DOBRIK'S VLOGS WITH TODD AND CORINNA—
SkinnyKun: yeah hi, new member line, don't watch those vids thanks
brightnight: but i need inspiration because i'm gonna be a vlogger
SkinnyKun: I SAID NO
brightnight: okay-
Nana: HAHA TAEIL WOULD BE JASON
Jenyesjam: yo, are you calling him old ??
PrinceRenjun: that's HILARIOUS
Tae1: i don't wANT TO BE APART OF YOUR LITTLE VLOG SQUAD OR WHATEVER SO NO, I WOULDNT BE JASON NASH
BabyPrince: loser
Tae1: what's new ?
BabyPrince: not you
Dongsookie: ^ oOF
TakoyakiPrince: i wanna be a vlogger tOo
BabyPrince: you're in
TakoyakiPrince: nice B)
SeagullMark: i feel like- with m/n's leadership that he's taking on rn, he'd be david
BabyPrince: hell yeah i would, and you'd be josh, my best friend/role model
JisungPwark: isnt... ilya david's best friend
BabyPrince: ykw jisung
BabyPrince: i look up to mark so he'll be josh
LordTaeyong: that's pretty cute
BabyPrince: shut up
LordTaeyong: nah i'm good
BabyPrince: okay wait, can we establish who's in crackhead culture so we can assign roles
OhDaddy: im in
MilkBoy: me too
brightnight: me toooo
LookAss: and me ofc
TakoyakiPrince: we just discussed this so- me-
Dolphin: me me me !
JisungPwark: ^
Dongsookie: tbh i think all of dream will do it
Nana: yeah
Jenyesjam: haechan's right
PrinceRenjun: yup, count me in too
Bunnyoung: count me out please
SkinnyKun: me too
Junguwu: id say yes so me and lucas could have cute couple vlogs but i'd rather not.. i can just be in his videos sometimes
Yuta'sLove: yeah, i don't want to do it either
Tae1: again, no
LordTaeyong: what taeil said
DanceMachine: i want to !
LittleSheep: me too !
SeagullMark: ofc me
Chittaprr: count me in bitches
LordTaeyong: that was very unnecessary
Chittaprr: you're unnecessary
LordTaeyong: i lead y'all, im very necessary
TakoyakiPrince: you suck at your job though
OhDaddy: ^
LordTaeyong: i don't even care anymore
LordTaeyong: i've given up
BabyPrince: well—
BabyPrince: @ everyone that said no, you're all losers ;(
Junguwu: im sorry :c
BabyPrince: nO ITS OKAY
Dolphin: we should,,
Dolphin: make a chat with the crackhead culture members and assign roles there
BabyPrince: what a great idea
OhDaddy: on it
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