Mobile Legends Randomness (DISCONTINUED)

Gay or european?

I love this so I think I wanna make it into a chappy
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The heroes are trying to make out if Lancelot is gay or european...

Layla: THERE! RIGHT THERE!
Look at that tan well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please he's gay, totally gay

Alucard: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay

Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fey

Hayabusa: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

Layla: Look at his silk translucent socks

Alucard: There's the internal paradox, look what we're seein'

Lesley: What are we seein'

Alucard: Is he gay.... or european?

Everyone: OHHHHHH....
Gay or european
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european
*looks to Zilong*

Zilong: Well, hey, don't look at me

Miya: You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

Everyone: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like ciao bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks

Layla: Oh please gay

Everyone: Or european
So many shades of gray

Zilong: Depending on the time of day the French  go either way

Everyone: Is he gay or european or-

Hanabi: THERE! RIGHT THERE!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay
I SAY, NO WAY

Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume

Miya: Is automatically radically

Alucard: Ironically chronically

Kagura: Certainly flirtingly

Claude: Genectically medically

Everyone: GAY OFFICIALLY GAY
SWISHILY GAY GAY GAY GAY-

Lancelot: *Kisses Odette's hand*

Everyone: DAMN IT!
Gay or european

Alucard: So stylish and relaxed

Everyone: Is he gay or european

Claude: I think his chest is waxed

Miya: But they bring their boys up differently there
Is culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

Everyone: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic
I still can't crack the code

Lesley: Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy-toed

Everyone: Huh
Gay or european
So many shades of gray

Odette: But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday

Everyone: Is he gay or european
Gay or european
Gay or euro-

Silvia: *Pops out* Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try

Alucard: The floor is yours

Silvia: So... Mr. Baroque (idk how to spell it sorry)
This alleged affair with miss Odette has been going on for...?

Lancelot: 2 Years

Silvia: And your first name is...?

Lancelot: Lancelot

Silvia: And yours boyfriends name is...?

Lancelot: Gusion

Everyone: *Le Gasp*

Lancelot: I'm Sorry! I misunderstand you
You said boyfriend I thought you said best friend! Gusion is my BEST FRIEND

Gusion: YOU BASTARD!
YOU LYING BASTARD!
THAT IS IT!
I NO COVER FOR YOU NO MORE!
PEOPLES! I have a Big announcement!
This man is gay AND european!

Everyone: WHOA!

Gusion: And neither is disgrase

Everyone: OH

Gusion: You gotta stop your bein' a completely closet case

Everyone: D'OH

Gusion: It's me, not her, he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait
You flaming, one-man cabaret

Lancelot: I'M STRAIGHT

Gusion: You we're not yesterday
So if I may
I'm proud to say
HE'S GAY

Everyone: AND EUROPEAN

Gusion: HE'S GAY

Everyone: AND EUROPEAN

Gusion: PLEASE, GAY!

Everyone: AND EUROPEAN AND GAY!

Lancelot: *Stands and Raises hand* FINE, OKAY, I'M GAY

Everyone: HOORAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Lancelot: *Goes to Gusion and Hugs him*

THE END

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This is THE MOST random chapter ever!

I was bored so I made this chapter and cause I love this so much.

I even saw a different one but with Gusion gay and that his boyfriend is Harley 😂😂

So I hope you enjoy this EXTREMELY random chapter

Don't forget to vote if you liked it

AUTHOR OUT! *jumps out of the window* I HATE GUGU!! *falls to the ground*

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