"ssssSSSSSsssssssSSss BOOM!" A creeper had exploded near Josie, knocking him against the cave wall.
"Ouch! Hey, what was that for?!" he exclaimed. "Stupid creeper..." he muttered.
Josie got up and continued walking. He breathed in a huge gasp as he saw... "DIAMONDS!!!!"
He ran as fast as he could towards the diamond vein, but, fell into a small pool of lava. "OOOOUUUUUCHH!!!!!" he cried, making his way out of the lava.
He got out, then realised he was on fire. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE I'M ON FIRE I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!"
He jumped into a nearby waterfall, putting out the scalding fire. "PHEW! That was a close one."
The water felt so good, he never wanted to get out. Until, he realized he couldn't breathe. Never mind, he thought to himself as he swam out of the water, breathing hard once he emerged.
"Now, for those diamonds!" Josie said.
He raised his pick, just about to mine those beautiful, glowing diamonds. Just before his pick hit the ore, he was shot in the head with an arrow.
"Josie was shot by Skeleton" appeared in the chat.
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Cassie took out her sword. "I will slay you, pig!" she yelled.
The pig jumped at the sudden exclamation. It looked over and saw Cassie running at it. "YAAAAAAAHHHH!" she was screaming.
The pig was frightened by Cassie's battle cry and her sword. It ran away in terror.
"COME BACK, PIGGIE!" Cassie screamed. "Aw man! What am I gonna eat now?"
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"Fish powers, come to me..." Jessica was saying as she did her ritual by the river.
She was doing the poses that activated her "fish powers". She stood on her head, touched her left foot to the ground just barely, and extended her arms to her sides. "IIIIIII ammmmmm aaaaaa fiiiiiiish," she hummed.
She suddenly opened her eyes, hopped up, and jumped in the river. She tried to take a breath of the water, since her "fish powers" were activated, but found herself choking on it. Jessica immediately swam to the surface, coughing and gasping for air.
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"One more block.... and that should do it!" Andy said, placing the last wooden block in the floor of his house.
The oak wood floor matched the oak wood walls perfectly! And the walls just went so well with the oak wood roof! "Furniture time!" said Andy.
As you could guess, he made pretty much everything out of oak wood. That being said, he began to place oak wood stairs for couches, oak wood fence and slabs for tables, and so on.
"Hmm... it just needs one more thing. But what could it be?" He pondered the question for a moment, before gasping. "I know! A fireplace! I'll make it out of... oak wood!"
He constructed an oak wood fireplace in the living room, in front of the oak wood couches and chairs. "Now, what's a fireplace without a fire?" Andy said cheerfully.
He took out his flind and steel and used it to light a fire in the oak wood fireplace. As you could imagine, a fire in a house made completely out of wood, will not end well.
The fire started spreading. "Hey, what are you doing, fire? Stay in your area."
The fire didn't listen, and started slowly devouring the house. As much as Andy verbally scolded it, it continued consuming his house. Andy had no choice but to evacuate his delightful house as the fire spread.
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HumorA group of four Minecraftian idiots discover an amulet and must return it to the Ender Castle. Join Josie, Cassie, Jessica and Andy in this humorous, zany and hilarious adventure!