Funky // Frerard uwu

Omg this is so epic can we get an E in the chat

"What the fuck," Said Gerard Way aka the hottest anime babe around. "Where the FUCK is a handsome man that will get funky with me?!"
Gerard let out a big sigh as he literally jumped out of bed and went to his closet to get some hot anime babe clothes on. He was DEFINITELY trying to attract a very handsome man.
Oh my, Gerard is definitely looking like a babe with his crop top on and his short school girl skirt. There is no chance that he won't get a hot man.
Gerard put on some knee high socks and some high heals and headed out of his apartment.

As he was walking down the street, he glanced into a very creepy and dark ally way and saw a very handsome man smoking a cigarette.
"OMG! Finally I have found a hot and handsome man!" He said to himself as he ran over to the man.
"Hello! My name is Gerard and I'm looking for a handsome man to fulfill my needs! You look like the perfect person for this."
The man stared at him, took his last puff of his cigarette, and smirked at Gerard very creepily.
"Oh, I can fulfill your needs all right." He said while cupping Gerard's face.
"OMG yay! Where are we going?" Gerard asked very exited.
"You'll see." The man said while grabbing onto Gerard's arm and pulling him down the ally way. After walking down the ally for about a few seconds the man stopped at an old, rusty door and opened it. It was super dark in there until he turned on the very dim light. Right against the wall in front of them was a big bed.
"It's kinda creepy in here!" Gerard said, blushing.
"Don't worry about it. Cmon." The man tugged Gerard forward and pushed him on to the big bed. He got on top of him.
"My name is Frank by the way. Frank Iero."
"Oh, I like that name! Reminds me of cheese." Gerard said smiling at Frank.

Frank looked at Gerard and then started undo his belt. Then he whipped out his MASSIVE penis.
"You like it?" He asked very seductively.
Gerard blushed. "OMG yes! It's so big and hot!"
Frank then flipped up Gerard's skirt and then lifted up his pretty legs to reveal his little butthole. He started licking it.
"Oh my gosh! That tickles!" Gerard said. "J-just make sure you don't stick your tongue in there!"
Frank laughed, "Why?"
"B-because! Something w-will happen!"
"Let's find out"
Frank stuck his tongue inside of Gerard's butthole.
"OMG NOOOO!" Gerard screamed as they got TELEPORTED TO A NEW DIMENSION.

"What the FUCK?" Frank yelled as they landed on a white ground. Everything was white. The walls, the ceiling, everything. "W-where are we?"
"We are in a new dimension!" Gerard said.
"How the fuck?" Frank asked.
"Well, my butthole is a portal to this new dimension!" He explained.
"How do we get back?" Frank asked as he started to get worried.
"You need to fuck my butthole! That's how!" Gerard said.
Frank looked Gerard in the eyes then pushed him over. He wiped out his massive penis, spit on it, spread open Gerard's legs and shoved it in.
"Oh my gosh!" Gerard screamed.

Frank thrusted into Gerard super hard while he let out cute little moans.
Then after 10 minuets of hardcore sex, Frank let out a fat load of semen into Gerard. And everything went to black.

"Oof!" Frank and Gerard said as they landed onto the bed they were on before they teleported.
"We're back!" Gerard said happily.
"Jesus Christ!" Frank said while panting.
"Jesus Christ? Who's that?-" Gerard asked while Daisy popped into the room.
"It is me, Daisy the God." Daisy said, "Why did you summon me?"
They both looked at her in shock.
"What the fuck.." Frank said.
"Oh okay. Goodbye." Daisy said as she disappeared into thin air.

Gerard got his clothes back on and ran towards the door.
"Hey! Where are you going?"Frank asked as he zipped up his pants.
"I have to go to school now!" Gerard replied.
"Wait... how old are you?" Frank was getting scared as he asked this.
"18." Gerard said.
"Oh okay. Thank Go-sh." Frank said in a relief.
"Goodbye now!" Gerard said.
"Bye." Frank replied.

Then Gerard opened the door and started skipping down the ally way.

The End