Artificial life

A new project

"How could such small pests make such loud noises" I muttered as I bound the three new additions to my work on tables. Squirming and screaming for anyone to help them. It was really rather pitiful to watch them. Giving out a heavy sigh I gagged them to shut them up. Who knew rodents could scream so loud. Two mice and a rat. Horrible looking things. Tieng up the horrible things I decided to begin. A small practice to test the possibilities.

Mice are used for testing, it's well known. But unless you work for a large science firm obtaining large amounts of them is tricky and suspicious. There are a few solutions. Catch them yourself; while time consuming it leaves little to trace to you as wild mice are often poisoned in an attempt to kill. Catching them is nicer but they often return. I use the traps to re capture escapees. Another way would be to buy from several different stores. While effective you should use cash and not continue to do this often enough to raise suspicion. Buy the mice instead as often enough as you need to feed a large snake. Always use cash. The third option which is wonderful and self sufficient is to breed them. down in my lab i have an impressive setup for them. if you dinnt know what I did to the horrible creatures youd think ive been spoiling them.

double checking thier restraits i pulled up my tools; scaples, needles, anistetics, and a varity of other medical supplies. tapping a syrange filled with anistetics i pumped a generious amount into the three of them. easily nocking them out for the duration of my playing. taking a scaple i cut along the stomach of the rat, admiring his inner working i begin to pull out his intestins.

"wont be needing these.." i say to myself as i cut them from the stomach. letting them fall to the floor around me i turn to the smaller of the two mice, knowing my scaple will be much to small for my plan i set it gently aside, picking up a bone saw i smile as i saw the top half of it off. rendering it more then just extra parts for my testing. after id removed the half of it i carefully lined up the stomachs of the rat and mouse together, joining them and then carefully putting the rest of it into place.  connecting nerves and blood vessles. the rat not looking very odd with a mouse ass protruding from its stomach area.

"and what to do with you" i say looking at the still intact mouse "an extra head? no.. more limbs? already has 6.. what about..." i poke the mouse, smiling as its reflexes cause it to twitch "how about i just remove all thats supurfules from you.. shorten intestins remove organs.. yes.. see how much you can live with.." smiling i take a clean scaple, never use a dirty one its unhigenic, and prepare to make my incision. 

the pounding of my door is startling enough to make me slip and cut myslef on the arm. "damn!" i shout in frustraition. my unexpected guest causeing me to slip up. taking my sewing needles i grimace as i sew myself back up as i acend the stairs to my front door. tieing the knot i put them aside and awnser the door, surpised at the guest.

"ugh..." the brainless police cheif groans falling to the ground as i pulled the door out from under him. taken aback i quickly try to close the door on him, only to have him get stuck in the way crushing his ribs agaist the doorway. "ghhh!" he sputters, coughing up blood onto my carpet. worried of the sence im making i hastly drag him inside slamming the door behind him.

"amazing" i mumble watching him, nearly headless yet he had made his way back to my home. even now he dragged himself in my direction. groaning in what i assume to be pain.

"kill..." the hardly-a-man studderd as he slid against my carpet.

"kill?" i repeated flabergasted he had the mental power left to produce words

"stop.. madness.. revenge" it groaned again, continuing its unsettling aproach twords me clawing its way across my floor.

"oh.." walking backwords i now realized i had let what may be an immortal moster into my home bent on killing me.