Headless Chicken

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Dared by Starling_Anxiety
Why?

Another Olympian council, another public humiliation.
I waited until everyone was in their positions, quiet enough to see me do my installation art. Long and embarrassing story short and embarrassing :

I took the rabbit, which I bought earlier that day for doing my precious dare (sarcasm intended) and the pocket watch and sprinted out of my throne, running (again). Then I ran around the entire hall like a uh....headless chicken, which is to say, running aimlessly. I yelled loud enough for everyone to hear me (including Aphrodite, who's always busy with her mirror),
'I'm late! I'M LATE, for my VERY IMPORTANT date!!!!' While shaking the poor rabbit in one hand and the pocket watch in the other.
The gods didn't react much. Probably because they were getting used to the weird dares on wattpad. Only Hestia said, 'Awww....what a cute little rabbit. Hermés! Leave the poor rabbit out of your job and be gentle!' Aphrodite was like, 'A date you say? Ooh...'
Zeus balled his both hands and was going to say something. But I didn't get to know what it was.....

Because I was already gone by then.

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