Dared by _Pineapple-Brittany_
Does this humiliation never end?
A tea party this time.
I took a pretty interesting disguise this time. Loki. Yes, that not so handsome god of, what the mortals call, Norse mythology. Gods! Weren't the mortals expert in making unreal stories?
I could get access into Olympus just because of my aura. Because I literally was that Loki. I had to admit, my this disguise was much better than my snobby Apollo disguise. Devilishly handsome, cool, mysterious and charismatic.
I sashayed into the hall as Loki would've (only if he existed, of course). The tea party turned into a Loki- party.
Zeus, Poseidon and Ares instantly got into an argument regarding who was more handsome than me. Artemis just rolled her eyes. Athena studied me suspiciously while Aphrodite was all, 'Oh my good gods! They didn't tell me that they were going to invite such a handsome guest in the simple tea party. I had some better dresses in the stock!'
Dionysus diligently offered me a goblet of wine.
But Loki- I mean, I didn't have any time to waste. I made sure that I was the centerpiece of attention and yelled as attractively as I could,
"THOR IS GAY"
Demeter asked, 'Who?'
'You heard me'
Artemis looked at Demeter and said, 'Apparently some other bastard like him'.
Ares said, 'For once I agree with Artemis.'
'Me too', said Poseidon.
'But...but you are not gay, are you?' Asked Aphrodite
'Am not'.
Aphrodite heaved a sigh of relief.
Hades said, 'I don't get it. And Persephone, why are you staring at him?'
Persephone fell over herself and went, 'I was not staring I was just looking.'
Then I puked the rainbows out of my mouth (with a little help from Iris's unicorn magic), made sure all the rainbows were out of my mouth and ran (AGAIN!).
While running I heard Aphrodite yelling from behind, 'That handsome man even pukes rainbows! What could be any more attractive?!'
NEXT?
