Dared by Variety_Of_Choices
I was not in the mood of stealing statues and causing a war. But when I got the dare I had no choice.
First off, I couldn't just go arond plucking statues that to, the staue of Liberty. So at first I created a mist so that the mortals wouldn't see me stealing their favorite statue. Then I carried it off all the way to Paris (yes, I am that strong). Then I casually placed the statue next to the Eiffel Tower infront of a dazed population of mortals who where to numb to even take a selfie. Then I shouted,
'Here here French mortals!! I'm here with a Gift from China for you'.
Some mortals were apparently arguing about how the statue looked so much like the Statue of Liberty. Gods! Mortals are so stupid!
However, before things went beyond control, I created a layer of mist around that zone, picked the statue up and headed for America.
Because starting the third world war isn't my gig
