Number 54

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*ToG characters on a car journey*

Manon: Remind me again why we let Aelin drive?

Aelin: I get to drive because I am the best driver here.

Aedion: *grumbling* apart from those 6 times you crashed, 3 times you forgot to fill the car with fuel and the 32 times you randomly left us all in the car so you could go and buy yourself chocolate.

Aelin: Yeah well I like chocolate and those crashes wouldn't have happened if SOMEONE had just let me choose my music.

Dorian: *with his hands up in mock defeat* Its not my fault that you always put music on that none of us can understand because WE DO NOT SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE

Chaol: *waking up* Hey shut up you guys I'm sleeping-

Aelin: *Narrowly avoiding crashing into a bus* See, I can avoid disasters.

Everyone else: *Clinging to there seats in terror*

Manon: Pfft you are all such weak mortals

Dorian: Anyway, where's Rowan?

Aelin: Already there probably, he went ahead as a hawk because he was fed up of you guys arguing.

Rowan: *actually on the roof of the car because he was too lazy to fly* Hah silly mortals.

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