Skit uwu

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Uhm

I'm bored

Austria: welllllllll Germany kinda has a...hangover...

France: he- oh my god

UK: he got proper pissed-

Austria: mhm.

UK: I'm surprised he didn't overdose

Poland: NO IM SORRY- HELP

France: what the fu

Germany: ^sLaP^ dOnt Mess w mY bAby

UK: Are you still drunk?

Germany: no I'm just depressed over this hangover

France: don't die pls

Poland: I guess it's my fault for literally trying to cheer your child up-

Germany: ^sLaP^

France: three bad habits.

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Ok next one

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England: you've gotta be kidding me

Wales: no I kinda just declared war on Ireland.

N!Ireland: why the hell would you do that

Scotland: such a twat honestly

UK: help my thoughts are divided

USA: s i s t e r n o

UK: SHE SISTER DID IT SISTER-

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Idk what that was I just kinda made UK mostly controlled by the countries that make 'im up.

Which- technically yeah that's what happens

But States would be worse

50 people at once

Wow

Imagine having 50 different voices in your head, unless if ya don't have to, like States-

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Norway: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Russia: so I have to be stuck with you for however long we're out here

England: yeah twat.

Russia: k. Don't touch me.

England: only if you don't touch me.

Russia: kk.

17 hours later

England: Russia.

Russia: its Russia.

England: wha- uh- so Wales is-

Russia: when did I ask for your opinion.

England: do you wanna go.

Russia: its actually i-

England: FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Russia: that's what she said

England: YOURE NOT EVEN FUNNY-

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Idk about that either so don't ask me

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