You read the title
Reich x USSR
Soviet: *puts ushanka on her/his head*
Third: ..
Soviet: omg
Third: I can't see
That's a remake lmao and I still love these two <3
France x Germany ft. Andorra
(I got this off of a post on Reddit lmao)
Andorra: GerGer?
Germany: >currently on a computer< Hm?
Andorra: what game are you playing?
France: >in the living room - face palm<
Germany: pay the bills
Andorra: are you winning?
Germany: no
France: DIES OF LAUGHTER
(Not a living room anymore I guess)
Germany: :c
France: what?
Germany: you haven't hugged me yet today
France: holy shit you can be cute sometimes
Germany: hugs arm
France: silently hugs back
UK x Argentina:
Argentina: I HATE YOU
UK: well I hate you too!
Argentina: BUT I ALSO LOVE YOU
UK: well I also love you too!
Argentina: what
UK: what
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Argentina: hi
UK: sorry i don't speak broke
Argentina: grabs a chainsaw out of nowhere
UK: HOLY SHI
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Argentina: hows brexit
UK: *stares into distance* idk, haven't seen 'em.
Argentina: forgets how to breathe
Denmark x Greenland:
(I ship weird stuff huh)
Denmark: do you not feel..sad?
Greenland: why would I?
Denmark: aren't you lonely?
Greenland: No, I have everything I love in you.
Denmark: tears form
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Denmark: damn i-its cold..
Greenland: >takes off hoodie and puts it on Mark< better?
Denmark: i fucking love this guy
Canada x Norway:
Norway: >gazing at Nada whilst he speaks<
Canada: ;-; hello?
Norway: >probably fantasising about him<
Canada: kissu
Norway: AAAAAAAAA
North Korea (NK) x China:
China: you're cute
NK: no im not..
China: yes, yes you are
NK: no
China: yes
NK: i will nuke you
China: ...
NK: blushes furiously
China: still cute
NK: oh my gOD i lOVe u
That's all for now my countrytale childrennn
It's 1 and I have school why tf am I awake
YOU ARE READING
Weird Countryhumans stuffffff
RandomAsk&Dare, One-Shots, COUGH- Art- Idk It's just random I like countryhumans;3; Cover isn't mine. b i g g e s t a c h i e v e m e n t #2 askanddare
