AU peples in a nutshell
UK : hello my dear twat, i like four people because of my different brains, apparently im really polite but yknow nobody knows me, i have anger issues yet all i do is tutt. i like beer more than tea, by the way, imbecile. I'm a patriot. I swear a lot. England is a bastard, and he likes a certain Russ-
Wales is my innocence and she has wings lmao and she also likes aussie uwoo
Scottie boi likes music and smokin. Northern Ireland is busy crying to get away from this stupid country.L m f a o
America : a hot, tough single guy that got abandoned by his parents
Canada : shut up america we hate yo-
Aweeeee you're too kind! No you're kind! Noooooo!!!!- sorry-Norway : nose bleeds over canada
Germany : bad habits 101
France : ger u ain't dying on my watch now come cuddle
Spain : hottie~
Also a girlPortugal : northkoreaiskindahot
North Korea : rip california
South Korea : wait what-
Japan : YAOIIII~~~
Russia : o.o...
imma smokeUkraine : RUSSIA GO DIE IN A BLOODY FI-
Finland : lol there's a nuclear apocalypse but i don't give a shi
Sweden : B/TCH LA-
Estonia : sniff...finny is so hottttt
Italy : ..greece
Greece : yah?
Italy : ily
Greece : UHHHHHH
Repeat.
Third Reich : ooh I'm a hot boi and oh now im a girl lol fooled you and oh ive also been abused like hitler and ooooohhh i shot myself
Soviet Union :
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!Austria : the hot teen boy and the only one with a splendid haircut~
I had been drawing for an hour so I was lazy-
Hungary : rip austria is a tsundere so of course that doesn't mean he likes me even though he's just quick to react and kinda shy so imma go to romania and OHHH IVE GOT A CRUSH ON HIIMM!~
Czech : don't worry austria you have me bby
Switzerland : raises shotgun HE BEEN TOUCHIN DAH CHI-
Cough cough
Thank you~
YOU ARE READING
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