in a nutshell

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AU peples in a nutshell

UK : hello my dear twat, i like four people because of my different brains, apparently im really polite but yknow nobody knows me, i have anger issues yet all i do is tutt. i like beer more than tea, by the way, imbecile. I'm a patriot. I swear a lot. England is a bastard, and he likes a certain Russ-
Wales is my innocence and she has wings lmao and she also likes aussie uwoo
Scottie boi likes music and smokin. Northern Ireland is busy crying to get away from this stupid country.

L m f a o

America : a hot, tough single guy that got abandoned by his parents

Canada : shut up america we hate yo-
Aweeeee you're too kind! No you're kind! Noooooo!!!!- sorry-

Norway : nose bleeds over canada

Germany : bad habits 101

France : ger u ain't dying on my watch now come cuddle

Spain : hottie~
Also a girl

Portugal : northkoreaiskindahot

North Korea : rip california

South Korea : wait what-

Japan : YAOIIII~~~

Russia : o.o...
imma smoke

Ukraine : RUSSIA GO DIE IN A BLOODY FI-

Finland : lol there's a nuclear apocalypse but i don't give a shi

Sweden : B/TCH LA-

Estonia : sniff...finny is so hottttt

Italy : ..greece

Greece : yah?

Italy : ily

Greece : UHHHHHH

Repeat.

Third Reich : ooh I'm a hot boi and oh now im a girl lol fooled you and oh ive also been abused like hitler and ooooohhh i shot myself

Soviet Union :
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!

Austria : the hot teen boy and the only one with a splendid haircut~

Austria : the hot teen boy and the only one with a splendid haircut~

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I had been drawing for an hour so I was lazy-

Hungary : rip austria is a tsundere so of course that doesn't mean he likes me even though he's just quick to react and kinda shy so imma go to romania and OHHH IVE GOT A CRUSH ON HIIMM!~

Czech : don't worry austria you have me bby

Switzerland : raises shotgun HE BEEN TOUCHIN DAH CHI-

Cough cough

Thank you~

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