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Screams

My country
My rules-

Our country
Our worl-

Damn why can't I get it right

Our country
Is us
Us is the world

World is

England

Wait what-

I'm joking I hate my country and I also have the patriots at my door hold on

So I decided, since I hate my country so much-

So I decided, since I love my country so much, why not bloody (69 words ;^) do a o-

HOLY SH

DID SOMEONE BREAK IN THATS SO LOUD-

Ok, had a moment. My brother sounds like he's dying. :) dunno, hopefully he is.

So I'm doing a one-shot. Probably gonna be short. Probably gonna rewrite it soon.

Anyways,

A few things I wanted to say

•holy crap international group chat we don't talk about the british empire in front of an ame-

👌 done

Here we bloody go pissers.

Pissed means drunk over here- just in case you didn't know that-

At least in the south-

Ok whatever let's go I'll do a random chapter another day

{^ ^}

'England?' He turned, to see Wales approaching, dragon on her head. 'Put that thing back.'

'Excuse me, he's more productive then you, you wanker.' She joked, giving her friend a 'joking bro' smile. She put her dragon back on her flag and continued to talk.

'So, you know how Scotland has always been feeling like leaving the United Kingdom?' She sounded very concerned..or...off?

He squinted, starting to think he was actually leaving. It wasn't too much of a problem compared to Brexit, he just mentioned it now and again, but leaving whilst Brexit was going on wasn't going to be fun. Plus, wouldn't it just be 'Kingdom'?

'He's...well- he's kind of making his own 'nation' thing? Whatever you call it.'

'What'

'Go beat that mf up, I don't give any craps~'

'Oh my god when will this ENDDD???'

'Brexit, drama in general or the killings in London?'

'EVERY FU-'

{^ ^}

Lmao, I was bored.

Yeah, this was a joke.

England is full of very rude people, only a few are friendly. You'd most likely end up being bullied, thankfully I'm too k e w l ~

Uhm.

Well the US is worse I guess-

Don't attack me-

We had that fight a long time ago-

This was just a weird skit since I'm tired of FLIPPIN BREXIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uh,

When do I ever SHUT UP ABOUT MY COUNTRY?

Might as well spoil it all now

8% Scottish

110% English

Wait-

8% Scottish
108- wait

ok

8% Scottish (got it in your head yet?)

SH-

8% SCOTTISH

92% ENGLISH

I mean-

I'm not joking oh my god we are true brits-

Though I just did a oneshot about Scot wanting to leav-

HOLY FU