3:13 a.m
Freddie: Good morning pilliots
Brian: Good god Fred it's 3:00 in the morning
Freddie: No moment should be wasted, darling
Roger: Doing what, exactly?
Brian: Great, you woke Roger 😑
Roger: Watch it, Bush Boy.
John: Lord Almighty do I need to break up your fights over text too
Freddie: Good, we have everyone
Brian: What did you need us for at 3:00 AM FRED
Freddie: Bri, take a chill pill. Anyways, we need songs! We just promised Night at the Opera, so what do we do now? MAKE. SONGS.
John: I've been thinking about one, actually
Roger: What's it, John?
John: I'm glad you asked, Roger. It's called You're My Best Friend, and I've been working hard on it
Freddie: Atta boy, Deaky!
Brian: How does it go?
John: Well, it starts with a few chords, then it cuts to Fred...
Roger: and?
Freddie: keep going?
John: "Ooh, you make me live..."
Freddie: Adorable! Like a dog and his owner!
Roger: That's cool, but my song appeases kids these days.
Brian: What's your song called, Rog, Colors and Shapes?
Roger: That wasn't a good joke, Bri.
John: I liked it
Freddie: Stop the bickering, good lord. Anyways, what's your bright idea, Roger?
Roger: I'm in Love with my Car.
Freddie: ...
John: i-
Brian: I'm sorry....what?
Roger: It's better than the one you were talking to me about, Brian!
John: What do you mean by that, Rog?
Roger: Brian's song says, and I quote, "You call me sweet, like I'm some kind of cheese. "
Freddie: ....its good
Roger: Wow.
Roger: A good lyric is, "When my hand's on your grease gun." ( ;))))))))) )
Brian: jesus
Freddie: I don't sing everything, Roger.
Roger: Muppet.
Freddie: 🙄
Freddie: I have a song that I feel could appease more people than Roger's love story
John: ooh! Go ahead, Freddie!
Freddie: it's a long shot, but it's called Bohemian Rhapsody.
Brian: Bohemian Rhapsody. That has a nice, tangy ring to it.
John: it sounds special
Freddie: that's because it is, darling.
Freddie: it goes on for 6 minutes, but that shouldn't stop us, right?
Brian: Not at all
John: that may be an issue, actually
Freddie: how, darling?
John: I haven't heard a song over 3 minutes on the radio in a while, Fred.
Freddie: they can fit a few extra minutes into the radio station.
John: alright...whatever you say, Freddie.
Brian: Thinking, Roger?
Roger: Absolutely.
Freddie: About?
Roger: Hear me out: what, if we, put I'm in Love with my Car, on the b-side, of Bohemian Rhapsody?
Freddie: Absolutely NOT.
Roger: Please, daaaad?
Freddie: good god don't
Brian: Roger that's like asking for money to fall out of the sky
John: 😂
Roger: SHUT UP DEAKY
Roger: you know what
Roger: I don't need this
Brian: good god what are you doing now
Roger: I'm locking myself in the cupboard in the studio
Freddie: you wouldn't
John: Fred I think he would 😶
Brian: yep he would
Roger: I WILL
Freddie: God what have I done
Brian: we can figure out what you didn't TOMORROW. it's almost 4:00. Goodnight
Roger: hm
John: goodnight! 😴
Freddie: night twits*Queen has signed off*

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FanfictionWelcome to All Things Queen: a book made for completely obsessed Queen fans like me! This book contains: Queen scenarios, BoRhap Cast scenarios, Queen Group Chats, occasional pictures, and maybe even more idk yet Anyways, enjoy!