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Problems that Queenies Have

1. When you've heard the news say that Bohemian Rhapsody was trash 10,000 times do you don't ever trust the news again.
2. When people say, "Omg Rami Malek is so hot, " And then you reply, "Bro I've had a crush on him since Akmenrah."
3. When you're in an celebratory assembly for school and they play We Are The Champions and 1: you hate that such an amazing song is being played at your cringy school, and two, when you say, "oh yeah! Queen's so great, " And someone stops singing and replies with, "Who's Queen?"
4: When you have Crazy Little Thing Called Love stuck in your head and someone says, "Oh my god I love Elvis!" (Apparently a lot of people think that song's by Elvis Presley ok then)
5: (this was an actual scenario that happened to me) my english class was in the library trying to find biographies for a project we had to do. I looked on the shelves and there were no Freddie biographies, so I was going to order mine off of the Barnes and Nobles book site. I still down next to my friend, who has her biography in her hand, and the substitute we had that day comes over to me to discover I'm empty handed. "Where's your book?" He asks.
"Oh! I tried to look for the book I was looking for and I couldn't find it, so I can't read my biography until it delivers."
"Then find a new person to do your biography on."
Yeah, absolutely NOT.
6: When you ship a man and his cardboard cutout more than you ship real people (Cardboard Joe forever)
7: I don't know if this is only me but when you cry in your room alone watching the music video for The Show Must Go On because that was the last song Freddie ever recorded and THAT'S LITERALLY HIS DYING VOICE AND YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE HIM BE ALIVE AGAIN 😭
8: When you talk about Freddie and how he died and some homophobic wanker says, "That's one less f*ggot in the world." (Hearing this fr broke my heart and I wanted to shove the person who said it in a locker)
9: When you have fantasized about buying a box full if Queen memorabilia from Amazon
10: When you've watched the Live Aid performance so many times you know Freddie's whole 20 minute performance and can act it out (Rami can relate to this for SURE)
11: "Hey, do you know who Queen is?"
"No."
"We Will Rock You."
"Oh, I love Queen!"
"No, darling, you don't."
12: When you're watching Bohemian Rhapsody with your grandma and that snake Paul kisses Freddie and she says, "Awww grosssss!" And you reply, "What, the fact that people are kissing?"
"No, it's cause two GUYS are kissing."
"You're gonna hate this movie then."