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Wednesday 4:15 P.M.
jughead
I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM
toni
the problem is either this new girl or your girlfriend, so which one?
jughead
technically, she's not even new anymore..
BUT ANYWAY
it's about my girlfriend....
partially about veronica
fangs
here we go again
jughead
SO I AM TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH BETTY
sweet pea
WOOOOOOOOO!!!
where's the fucking party emojis..... 🎉
oh got emmm 🎉🎊
WOOHOOO
toni
wait for it, sweet pea
jughead
but there's a problem
toni
what'd I say?
jughead
what'd I type*
bc this is typing not talking.
OH
AND THATS THE SITUATION I GOT INTO WITH VERONICA
fangs
you talk about her EVVVVVERRRRYYYYYYDAAAAAYYYYYY
it gets boring
jughead
I do not-
well that problem will be last
SO
I TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH BETTY VIA TEXT BUT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED VERONICA SO THEN I GOT SCARED TO TELL BETTY BUT THEN VERONICA GAVE ME ADVICE TO TALK TO BETTY CONVERSATION WISE
(like real life ok people are you with me?)
BUT THEN VERONICA GOT MAD AND SHE'S GOTTEN MAD BEFORE SO NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO LIKE DO I BREAK UP WITH BETTY ON TEXT MESSAGES OR IN REAL LIFE AND HOW DO I GET BACK ON VERONICA'S GOOD SIDE
oof that was a lot.
my chest doesn't feel heavy anymore
fangs
anybody else fall asleep lmao
jughead
I AM BEING SERIOUS FANGS I NEED HELP
toni
how did you get on veronica's good side last time?
jughead
by talking to her about her problems and stuff irl
toni
so there's your answer for how to break up with betty and talk to veronica
sweet pea
she just killed two birds with one stone
toni
because I am not dumb
like all of you
jughead
EXCUSE ME
I AM NOT DUMB
fangs
I AM AGREEING WITH JUGHEAD FOR ONCE
sweet pea
I know I'm dumb so.... no comeback squad 🤪
jughead
but thank you toni for such good advice
toni
claims he isn't dumb yet didn't think about this
smh
you've gotten offline. to talk to people, please go online.
YOU ARE READING
jeronica au: "do you want to talk?"
Fanfiction(this was written during dark times ok yall. this is middle schooler writing.) -where jughead texts an unknown number which is veronica or -where jughead is a shameless flirt and veronica has to deal with his bullshit
