you've gotten online. you can now talk to friends!
you've received a text from dad
Friday 9:28 A.M.
dad
you have a lot of explainin to do boy
jughead
dad!! I'm in school
dad
I don't give two shitity wits if you were in the Caribbean's
you have some explainin to do
jughead
...is this about me being drunk bc I didn't get into any bar fights
dad
???
what
no
well, you'll have to explain that too but I'm talking about you in the bed with someone else
jughead
OMG
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT WAS BETTY
I BROKE UP WITH HER
dad
do u have a concussion or somethin'
also congrats on breaking up with her
nobody likes her
anyway
you were in the bed with someone you and I hate
jughead
...
reggie...?
cheryl...?
I'm sorry I dislike many people from school so
dad
who the hell—
yeah we need to go to the doctors this weekend
VERONICA.
jughead
HOLY SHIT
I'M SPEECHLESS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TYPE
dad
yeah I saw
you seem to happy about that "holy shit"
I've only heard of holy water but hey if there's holy shit I would love to see it
jughead
wtf
nO I AM NOT HAPPY
VERONICA IS PROBABLY PISSED
I DON'T SEE HOW SHE DIDN'T RIP ME TO SHREDS ALREADY
dad
yeah soooo how the hell did that happen
jughead
I don't even know
I'll pull up some last text messages to see
...
basically she asked to come to my trailer to comfort me
dad
lol
"comfort"
well we all know how that turned out
jughead
I might text her to confirm
dad
we still need to talk bout u being drunk
you've re-entered the chat with veronica
jughead
veronica
veronica
veronica
veronicaaaaaa
veronicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
VERONICA LODGE
VERONICA STOP IGNORING ME WE HAVE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT
VERONICA WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS LODGE
veRonIcAaaaaaaa
v e r o n i c a
V
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what does that spell?
a girl who's ignoring me!!!!!
AHHHHHH
I'M DYING
HELP MEEEEEE
HELPPPPP A GHOST IS CHASING MEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dies* 😵
THIS IS NOW THE GHOST
I HAVE TAKEN POSSESSION OF JUGHEAD'S BODY
veronica
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT JONES
I AM LITERALLY IN CLASS TRYING TO FOCUS AND HERE YOU COME BLOWING UP MY GODDAMN PHONE
YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD ASS REASON ON WHY YOU'RE SPAMMING ME BECAUSE IF NOT I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS AT LUNCH.
jughead
ohh so here's the anger
anyway did we have sex yesterday
veronica
um... wow?
straight to the point
and no, ew
jughead
ok...
did we sleep together
veronica
nope, no
no we did not
jughead
mhm...
quick to answer?
veronica
whatever
jughead
"I'm worried about you?"
aw you made me blush 🥰
veronica
...shut up
also, middle name's cecilia
YOU ARE READING
jeronica au: "do you want to talk?"
Fiksi Penggemar(this was written during dark times ok yall. this is middle schooler writing.) -where jughead texts an unknown number which is veronica or -where jughead is a shameless flirt and veronica has to deal with his bullshit
