So it's like I'm on the bus ride home and there's this yard. In this yard was a little group of goats. One goat was really fat and I shout out,
"FAT GOAT!"
But then I'm like or is it pregnant?
Or is it fat AND pregnant?
Is it even female?
What if it's a pregnant male?
Is it even a real goat? Or is it an alien?
But then the rational part of my brain is like it's a goat nothing else matters.
*eyes widen anime style. Slow music plays in the background as everything turns into slow motion*
"Goat......"
