Cow Rape!!!

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So I'm on the bus again and I'm on the same road as the pregnant/fat goat, but before you get to the place with the goats there's a place with cows.

(Do you think you know where I live yet?)

So anyway........ inside this pen was a horse, and I was like "Horse....." but then I was like

"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!"

For standing before my eyes was a large brown cow hanging onto the butt of a smaller brown cow. The smaller brown cow was just trying to walk away but the male was all like....

"ILL NEVER LET YOU GOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

By now everyone has noticed this and are all laughing and staring. And so yeahhhhhh........

Cow rape.

Bet you never thought you'd hear someone say that!!!!!

(P.S. New chapter for Kate and Bulbasaur should be posted sometime next week! Hopefully.........)

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