719 views?
69 votes? *Bursts out laughing* XD
261 comments?
How is this my most successful work?
Why is my cat in the bathroom closet?
;^;
How?
You guys are insane! *hugs*
I think. I'm gonna-
Thalia: *punches SG in face* SHUT UP!!! This is MY book now!!
SG: *pulls out iPod*
Thalia: What- what are you doing?
SG: *opens Wattpad and scrolls down to "The Last Mage"*
Thalia: You. Wouldn't. Dare.
SG: *slides it over and places thumb above delete button*
Thalia: No! NO! I'll go back!!! I'll be good!!
SG: That's what I thought!
Thalia: *trudges back to book*
SG: I love author powers ^-^
Amy: Can I come out?
SG: Why not!
Amy: Yaaay!!!
Thalia: No! Her book isn't out ye-
SG: *holding iPod*
Thalia: *backs away slowly*
SG: As an explanation, when I'm done with K&B i'll start a new Pokémon book! but that doesn't mean K&B will be gone forever *hint hint wink wink nudge nudge*
Amy: :3 I'll be the new Kate!
Kate: What did you just say you lousy excuse for a character!!!
Amy: But....im....
SG: NUP! Stop right there!! No spoilers!!!
Kate: See? You can't even stop yourself from ruining your own book!
Amy: I'm... I'm so sorry...
Kate: I got so much swag I need bigger pockets
SG: Okay...........
Angel: This might be my fault....
SG: What did you do?!?!?!
Angel: I...I gave her a book on how to have swag
SG: (/-_-)
Nial: I made a pie!!!
SG, Angel, Amy, & Kate: SHUT UP!!
Nial: ;^; <} My pie....
Random "girl": *in a "seductive" voice* I'll have some pie
Nial: ^•^-<}
Random "girl": That was some great pie. How about you come to my place and show me how you make it
Nial: *blushing* Ummm... Sure?
Random "girl": *transforms into ditto*
Nial: AHHH!!!! *throws pie*
Ditto: ;~; I just want to be loved.... and..... I've fallen in love with you Nial!
Nial: O-O"
Ditto: Just- Just give me a chance!
Nial: *runs behind Nidorina* Get away from me you monster!!!!
Kate: Wait! isn't he only ten?
SG: Yes
Kate: So why is this ditto hitting on him like he's 18?
SG: Cuz
Kate: -_____________-
Amy: Ummmm..... Aren't we ALL ten?
Kate & Angel: Yes....
Amy: then how do we know all this?
Everyone: *turn heads to SG*
SG: *talking to friends* What?
Everyone: *stares harder*
SG: Well?
Everyone: What have you done to our minds?
SG: Ummmm..... *runs*
Everyone: GET BACK HERE!!!!
Thalia: Yes! Shes gone!! Thanks for reading!!! Lets see some VOTES and some COMMENTS and maybe some FOLLOWS!!!
Everyone: *stop chasing SG and turn to Thalia* HEY!
Thalia: *runs* See you guys later!!!!