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719 views?

69 votes? *Bursts out laughing* XD

261 comments?

How is this my most successful work?

Why is my cat in the bathroom closet?

;^;

How?

You guys are insane! *hugs*

I think. I'm gonna-

Thalia: *punches SG in face* SHUT UP!!! This is MY book now!!

SG: *pulls out iPod*

Thalia: What- what are you doing?

SG: *opens Wattpad and scrolls down to "The Last Mage"*

Thalia: You. Wouldn't. Dare.

SG: *slides it over and places thumb above delete button*

Thalia: No! NO! I'll go back!!! I'll be good!!

SG: That's what I thought!

Thalia: *trudges back to book*

SG: I love author powers ^-^

Amy: Can I come out?

SG: Why not!

Amy: Yaaay!!!

Thalia: No! Her book isn't out ye-

SG: *holding iPod*

Thalia: *backs away slowly*

SG: As an explanation, when I'm done with K&B i'll start a new Pokémon book! but that doesn't mean K&B will be gone forever *hint hint wink wink nudge nudge*

Amy: :3 I'll be the new Kate!

Kate: What did you just say you lousy excuse for a character!!!

Amy: But....im....

SG: NUP! Stop right there!! No spoilers!!!

Kate: See? You can't even stop yourself from ruining your own book!

Amy: I'm... I'm so sorry...

Kate: I got so much swag I need bigger pockets

SG: Okay...........

Angel: This might be my fault....

SG: What did you do?!?!?!

Angel: I...I gave her a book on how to have swag

SG: (/-_-)

Nial: I made a pie!!!

SG, Angel, Amy, & Kate: SHUT UP!!

Nial: ;^; <} My pie....

Random "girl": *in a "seductive" voice* I'll have some pie

Nial: ^•^-<}

Random "girl": That was some great pie. How about you come to my place and show me how you make it

Nial: *blushing* Ummm... Sure?

Random "girl": *transforms into ditto*

Nial: AHHH!!!! *throws pie*

Ditto: ;~; I just want to be loved.... and..... I've fallen in love with you Nial!

Nial: O-O"

Ditto: Just- Just give me a chance!

Nial: *runs behind Nidorina* Get away from me you monster!!!!

Kate: Wait! isn't he only ten?

SG: Yes

Kate: So why is this ditto hitting on him like he's 18?

SG: Cuz

Kate: -_____________-

Amy: Ummmm..... Aren't we ALL ten?

Kate & Angel: Yes....

Amy: then how do we know all this?

Everyone: *turn heads to SG*

SG: *talking to friends* What?

Everyone: *stares harder*

SG: Well?

Everyone: What have you done to our minds?

SG: Ummmm..... *runs*

Everyone: GET BACK HERE!!!!

Thalia: Yes! Shes gone!! Thanks for reading!!! Lets see some VOTES and some COMMENTS and maybe some FOLLOWS!!!

Everyone: *stop chasing SG and turn to Thalia* HEY!

Thalia: *runs* See you guys later!!!!

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