Unrequited

Is He Mad

Needs To Be Edited

'The boss said so'.
'Is he mad? Why now?? I really don't like you white winged guys'.
'Well. You agreed to help'.
'But wait! I'm not ready'.
'Why not?'
'Well look at me! Look at my mess up. I've lived ... this way because I was dumb'.
Aziraphale stared down at the large serpent. He tilted his head to side taking a long look at Crawley.

Crawley revealed his fangs and hissed 'stop it!'
When they heard foot steps coming towards them they both turned their faces to see him.
'Hey big guy!'
'Hello Head master'
They both had spoke at simultaneously. Aziraphale half gawked at Crawley saying 'don't you pull anything funny'.
Crawley stayed silent.

'Well, you two... have spent a long while together. Aziraphale are you prepared for this?'
Aziraphale took in a deep breath. He murmured 'will he still have that tongue and those eyes?'
The head master looked away from him then back again realizing he was serious with his question. 'We just have to wait and find out'.

Aziraphale looked at the head master then jumped screaming 'oh! Oh my' he felt a weight on him. Human arms and a leg were wrapped around him. He slowly turned his face towards the weight. He really screamed now. 'Ah! Hey get, get off me!!!' He pulled away but the limbs wouldn't budge.

'Crawley be more human'.
'I thought I was giving a hu-' his voice trailed off. He closed his mouth and wiggled his tongue against the roof of his mouth then he noticed he had teeth human teeth. Probably slowly let go of Aziraphale. He stretched his hands out in front of him then looked down at his feet. He exclaimed ' I am human with you why do I look like this when is this!!'

Aziraphale he knew just what Crawley was speaking of he kept his eyes facing forward.

The head master calmly said ' you're human. We decided that you would be more suitable going down there, you know to earth in human form rather than a serpent. And you are currently fully nude'.

'Oh!' His left brow raised as his face angled down. Before he could look himself over the head master said 'ah! Yes! That'll do perfect!'

Crawley suddenly watched with amazed eyes as he was fully clothed. He took in a deep breath then said 'what do call these?'

'Aziraphale take a look now. Stop avoiding him he's human from now on. Oh and Crawley those are called clothes. You'll have to find some more once you both arrive. Humans wear many. They wear new items each day'.

Crawley turned his entire body to face Aziraphale. He smiled playfully when he heard Aziraphale shout and point at Crawley's face. 'Eyes! Eyes you still have them!'
'What? What about my eyes?!'
' all right well I've got to send you guys both down now you can help him take care of that Aziraphale'.
'No! I'm not going down to that thing called earth without a new name that's not fair!'
Both men around Crowley paused looking directly at him. They nodded their heads and both asked him which name he would want to choose.
' let's see. I chose to be called probably because I've lived the majority of my life on the ground about the height of both your ankles so let me think a minute'.

Aziraphale began giggling beside Crowley before he burst into laughter he said ' do you remember when we first met Crawley? '
' yes how could I forget. I was in the middle of talking with someone who was recently sent to Hell that's right and they were real famous down there you know on earth'.

' OK he remember did you know that I had to force my way through the boiling depths of hell to retrieve you do you remember what your given name was? The one given to you after you were sent down from the good place where I live?'

'Don't remind me oh please don't remind me!' Crawley whined stomping his foot into the soft earth.

' Flash bastard. Because within a flash you, the bastard was sent away'.

' oh come on it was an accident we all know that it was a joke I just told her to eat the apple I was joking I wasn't even serious so you guys decide to send me down there and make me live on the ground but is this some big joke to you?!'

' no it was consequence now hurry up I have to send you both down soon'

' fine! Fine Crowley you know like Mr. Crowley the guy that I met that was his stage name he was a rockstar now we're going to send me down to heaven and I'm going to be the rockstar and he's going to be well he's going to whatever the hell he is'

To be continued....