Akai's POV:
It's been a week since the entrance exam, and I have literally been doing nothing besides binge watching anime, reading manga, and using my quirk to bring stuff to me cause my lazy ass doesn't want to get up. I've also been texting Denki a little......or maybe just spamming him with TikToks's and memes until he answer's back . But today I got an actual text message from him, and to be honest I was to lazy to be shocked......
(Pika_Pika_Bitch): Hey Akai guess what!
(Ima_Fukin_Disappointment): wa
(Pika_Pika_Bitch): I GOT MY LETTER!!
(Ima_Fukin_Disappointment): coolio did u get in
(Pika_Pika_Bitch): YEAH I GOT ACCEPTED!! wait what did you get yours yet
(Ima_Fukin_Disappointment): welp my sister just came in screaming that the letter came in
(Ima_Fukin_Disappointment): ima open it now k
(Pika_Pika_Bitch): oh okay, tell me if you got in
(Ima_Fukin_Disappointment): kk bye
(Pika_Pika_Bitch): bye
Welp now that that's over with, I can open this letter 'heh I bet I failed so hard, especialy on the written exam'. When I ripped it open a weird disc fell out 'wtf, oh oh I bet now there will be a hologram that will come up and give me my medal of honour' (if you get the reference). Suddenly a H O L O G R A M popped up with All Might on it ' I fuckin called it, now gimme my medal'. "YOUNG AKAI !!" All Might literally screamed, 'jesus christ calm your titties'.
"YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO UA, THE HERO COURSE TO BE EXACT!!" he screamed even louder, 'aw noice, I'm not a complete disappointment', "YOU GOT IN WITH FLYING COLOURS!" at this point I was plugging my ears cause he was so loud 'dam he be sounding like the kid that sings Mine Diamonds'.
"YOU GOT 64 VILLAIN POINTS IN THE PHYSICAL TEST, AND 56 IN THE WRITEN EXAM!", 'well dam that's the best score I've ever gotten on a written test'. "I AM GLAD TO WELCOME YOU TO UA HIGH SCHOOL" and then then the hologram dissapeared....... "cue bruh sound effect".
And just as I finished saying those very wise words, my partner in meme dealing flew in to my room like she had just found out that she missed the Area 51 Raid, "so, broski, brosicle, brotein, brodeo, brohan, brochill, brocean, brotastic....did you get in" she said, "ya, why?" "oh nonono, man I was hoping that you would still be a complete disappointment", "wow thanks fam, ya boi is flattered", "yo welcome bish" after she said those very words that made me get flashbacks to WW2, she left.
So then for the rest of the night I ate a pack of cat food, pretended to be a wolf, and trolled people that showed their pps on omegle, to celebrate getting accepted into the best school in the country. And then before I went to go to sleep for an hour, I texted Denki that I got in.
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Fanfiction"ᴍᴏᴍ..ᴅᴀᴅ...ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ" --- --- --- where a lazy teenager becomes a hero for unknown reasons, with her prominent eye bags, and suspicion of doing cocaine, she traumatizes kids and spouts her inspirational quote to every villa...
