疲れた (ʙɴʜᴀ) DISCONTINUED

𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕪(un-edited)

Akai's POV:

Again

I woke up to someone jumping on me, and we all know who it was.

But this time, for the first time in an eternity, I willingly got up. But only because I remembered that it was my first day at UA. So I got out of my bed, went and got dressed in the UA uniform properly..........oh damn you actually thought that I put the uniform on properly, NOPE. My tie was undone, my blazer was also undone and one half was halfway down my shoulder. I tried to pull my skirt down more cause it was short as hell, hey at least have some dignity left.

I then went to the bathroom and did bathroom stuff, excluding brushing my hair, 'meh, its just a waste of time'. I went downstairs and heated up some ThotPockets™️ , since our entire freezer was filled to the brim with boxes of them.

After I ate the five star meal, I ran upstairs to get my fabulous bag and supplies which consisted of a very hot shrek backpack 🤤, my phone charger of course 'I can't have my phone dying on me, I gotta play Temple Run 2', and a hydro flask with aEsTheTiC meme stickers on them, and school supplies.

And so after I packed my bag, I checked my Dora The Explorer watch............. what, it was only 5$ at Target. When I looked at what time it was I immediately freaked out , I only had 10 minutes to get to school, and my house was 5 minutes away, but because my lazy ass will add an extra 3 minutes to that, AND it will take me FOREVER to find my class because I have no sense of direction, which means ya boiyo is gonna be late on her first day of school (not like it hasn't happened before).

Then, the most amazing thing happened in all of universe, my one brain cell that can't comprehend shit, came up with an idea, the best idea I've ever had, to mf yeet myself to the school with my quirk.

So I skrted out of my house, stood In the direction UA was, and imagined that I was flying. And soon enough, when I opened my eyes, I was above all the houses, and no one could see me.

So once I knew I was stable and knew this wasn't to much for my quirk to handle, I started to fly at a alarming speed towards UA, and once it was in view, I focused on slowing down. And yes, I did start slowing down, but not slow enough that I could land safely. So out of panic, I looked for the softest spot I could crash into, and the only spot that was the softest that I saw, was a mf tree. So I crashed into the tree, "Oof" I mumble out as I fell out of the tree and hit the ground.

'Thank my lord and saviour Guy Fieri that no one is around', so I checked my Dora watch once again, and I only had 4 minutes left to find my class.

So I ran sanik speed into the school, I quickly turned to a random person that looked like an upperclassmen and got their attention "my fellow brethren, do arth thou know the path to class 1A", "Uhhh yeah its that way" he pointed to the direction that my class supposedly was, "Thank you mi brutha" and then I Naruto ran in that direction, all while getting weird stares from people.

I had finally came upon the class named 1A, 'dam this door is almost as big as my peepee', and so I yeeted the big ass mf door open and as I was walking through I said, "Ah shit, here we go again", I looked up and everyone was looking at me, and I felt my social anxiety kick in, but I tried to ignore it, and so I scanned the room, looking for anybody, and I mean anybody that I knew, and finally my gaze landed on a familiar pair of orange eyes, 'rip me'.

"Bro you owe me 5 bucks" he said smugly as he walked up to me, "Sorry fam I only got 3 bucks, i spent the rest on some mini mouse stick on acrilic nails" I said as I showed him my ebic acrilic nails, "Bruh, ya know what i'll take it, I can spend that shit on a snickers to stay calm and crisp" he said, "Sad boi hours" I said as I handed over the money I slaved over (she actually just threw hands with a pizza delivery guy, and after she T-posed to asert her dominance, he fleed away without his stuff, and she took all the pizza and money he left behind).

I was too preoccupied having a awesome beyblade match with a dude that I ended up calling tape daddy because I couldn't remember his name, that I didn't noticed the kid that I didn't help when he fell come in the classroom.

But what I did notice was that a yellow caterpillar was on the ground behind a girl that looked like a human version of Kirby, and I thought 'is this mf dood peepin at Kirby's booty cheeks'.

"If you're here to socialize, then get out", everyone looked at him, "this is-"
he stopped to succ a juice box like a pro "the hero course".
silence.......
'THERES SOMEONE IN THERE' everyone thot.
A man emerged from the sleeping bag that looked so incredible deprived in sleep that he looked ded, 'this man is the god of emo-ism, I bow down'.
"It took 8 seconds for you to quiet down, time is a precious resource you lot aren't very rational, are you?", "well actually-" I was cut off by a nudge to my side, I looked over and it was tape daddy, he signaled us to sit down.

"I'm your homeroom teacher, Shota Aizawa. Please to meet you.", everyone seemed so shocked, but as the brain dead weeb that I am, all I thought was 'I'm glad that this emo god is our homeroom teacher, but that name sounds familiar af....meh whatever'.

He went and pulled something out of his sleeping bag that I may or may not steal in the future, he pulled out a PE uniform "Quickly now, change into your gym clothes and head to the grounds."
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' man I didn't even get to finish the beyblade match, I was wining too '

A/N:
Sorry I haven't posted at all, I'm just not very good at being committed, but anyway I'm gonna try and write more chapters more often without suddenly becoming unmotivated

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