疲れた (ʙɴʜᴀ) DISCONTINUED

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕖𝕤𝕥(un-edited)

Akai's Pov:

As I was walking down the hallway to the girls change room, thinking about all the big booty bitches I was gonna be able to see every time I change, a girl that was completely pink ran up to me
"HEY!!"she yelled, "uhh hi"
'yo shawty bad doe, fr' I thought.
"Hi! My name's Mina Ashido, what's your's?", "Oh uh, i'm Jared, 19, and I never learned how to fucking read" I said very proudly while I pointed to myself with my thumb.
She started laughing and wiped a tear from her eye "What an absolute mad lad you must be", "u-uwu M-Mina-chan, y-y-you flatter m-me" I said as I blushed intensely and poked my two pointer fingers at each other.
"Anyway the name's Akai Yuki, but you can call me Edge Lord™️" I smiled at her.
"Well nice to meet you Akai, I hope we become the best of bros in the near future" she said as she ran ahead of me and waved.
'man finally, I need a big tiddy alien gf cause my last big tiddy goth gf dumped me😔smh'

As I walked in front of the change rooms I wasn't really looking at which one I was going
in, so when I looked up once I walked in, I immediately knew I fucked up..
"uhhh, lmao those aren't boobies that I see" I looked around at the entire change room filled with half naked boys and their rock hard abs.
'haha..ha they're all staring at me' I slowly walked out of the room while throwing up a peace sign and barged into the change room that I initially meant to go in.
"Hey Akai what took you so long, you were right behind me when I last saw you?" Mina the sexy pink alien asked with confusion.
"Oh uh..you see, I just saw a whole bunch of little boy pp's" I sweat dropped with a nervous look on my face.

Most of the girls had already left and the only ones left were me, Mina, a girl that looks like kermit's secret love child (Todoroki is shaking profusely rn), and that girl that I saw that is literally the human version of kirby, but the Walmart version. Mina laughed and patted my back in a comforting manner "There there Edge Lord, it will all be okay" I cackled at the use of my very well thought out nickname.

"Anyway I should get changed and skrrt over to the training grounds before the emo god uses those weird kinky bandages and vore's my toes" I shivered at the thought as I started undressing. I was only in my underwear and bra when I heard three gasps, I looked over and saw all three girls that where still in the change room looking at me with worry and shock written all over their faces.
Quickly realizing my mistake I threw on my gym clothes and started speed walking to the door.

I was held back by a hand, I looked back and saw Kirby looking at me with worry, "Hey are you okay, where did you get those scars?" she slowly let go of me as I looked down sadly.
"I uh..I rather not talk about it" I walked out of the room and slowly walked to the place I was instructed to go, while subconsciously gripping the large scar that ran from my left shoulder down to my right hip. 'It's okay now, that's all in the past'.

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I wheeled out onto the field with my green highlighter coloured heely's. Some people gave me weird looks but I just threw up some gang signs in response. Once I had made it too the classes little group that the teacher was standing in front of, and just kinda kicked the ground while waiting. Soon enough the three girls that were left joined the group.

I had a weird feeling like someone was looking at me, so I looked up and noticed that those three girls were staring at me with worry in there eyes, I scoffed 'bro mind your own business, comin all up in my pants and shit'.
My thoughts were halted when I heard the very drowsy sounding voice speak up.
"Alright, so we're having a quirk apprehension test" the class looked at him in shock "A TEST OF OUR QUIRKS!" Kirby looked at him with worry "What about the entrance ceremony?! or guidance sessions?!".
"No time to waste on that stuff if you want to become heroes" he went on "U.A. is known for its 'freestyle' educational system..that applies to us teachers as well".