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14. DMs

lukehemmings
you always leave me
on read or delivered,
how come??

lukehemmings
you're doing it again !!

lukehemmings
so i just went through
our conversations and
all the conversation bubbles
are on my side. please change
that 🥺🥺 it looks so sad

calumhood
I also went through our
conversations

calumhood
wow, it looks like I'm
such an asshole

lukehemmings
YOU ANSWERED 😍

calumhood
so I really am an asshole

lukehemmings
nobody said that 😡

calumhood
can we tone it down
on the emojis ??

lukehemmings
no 🤪🤙

calumhood
you're just like tom when
the new emojis came out

calumhood
now I have to deal with
TWO tom holland's :/

lukehemmings
everyone always makes
him seem like the worst
person ever 😔😔

calumhood
because he is

lukehemmings
but he's SPIDER-MAN 🤩

calumhood
honey, that's a character
he plays

lukehemmings
wha–

calumhood
😌

lukehemmings
are you telling me that
he's NOT spider-man ??

calumhood
yes

lukehemmings
*my whole childhood,
my dreams and aspirations
have left the chat*

calumhood
^ maybe this is why I
leave you on read

lukehemmings
ouch

lukehemmings
didn't have to come for
me like that, calum 😩

lukehemmings
you already ruined
my dreams, there's no
need to hurt my ego
like that

calumhood
sorry?

lukehemmings
i accept your apology
we can be friends again

calumhood
so we're friends?

lukehemmings
shit

lukehemmings
we're not?

calumhood
I don't know
you said it

lukehemmings
yes, we're friends 😌

calumhood
I didn't agree to that

lukehemmings
what, do i have to fill
out a 'friendship form'
for you too?

calumhood
what do you mean "you too"?

lukehemmings
timothée made me fill
out a stupid form

calumhood
please, tell me more

lukehemmings
we got into an argument
and according to him, our
friendship had 'ended'.

lukehemmings
so when i tried to apologize,
he sent me a form that he
called 'friendship form'

lukehemmings
his assistant bought it to
my house and i had to fill
it out. he didn't talk to
me a whole week because
i refused to fill it out

calumhood
I'll be sending my form
with my non-existent
assistant later this week 😌

lukehemmings
great. just GREAT.

calumhood
okay but I thought I was
petty 😫

lukehemmings
guess timmy beat you
there

calumhood
I've got to get to
work but text me later

lukehemmings
what about YOU text me
later?

calumhood
sorry, I don't text first

lukehemmings
what–

lukehemmings
are you doing that thing
again where you say something
and leave me asking questions
but you never answer them?

lukehemmings
yeah, you are

lukehemmings
fine, i'll text first

lukehemmings
bye then 😔