FIRE ALARM ― jeongchan [✓]

3 ― stalker gay

brothas from other
mothas GROUPCHAT.

Wrongbok
why is changbin
moping around our
dorm repeating your
name over and over
again

Babyin
i met a cute guy
during the fire
evacuation yesterday
but i forgot to ask for
his name and number,,

Deadhoe
love that for u

you might potentially
be in danger but cute
guys is a bigger priority

Babyin
hes got really nice
arms and tattoos...
and the cutesy smile

he's also so funny and
kind pls hes like a prince

AND DIMPLES

Wrongbok
DIBS

Rudebin
YOU CAN'T DIBS
JEONGINS MANS

Babyin
why hello changbin

i thought you were
sulking about me
potentially letting go
of my future husband

Rudebin
UGGH IM STILL
PISSED OFF AT U

anyways, i have a plan

Wrongbok
oh nœ thas not gud

NotAustralian
wus up my dudes

Deadhoe
changbin has a 'plan'
to find jeongins lost
future husband because
he forgot to ask for the
dudes numbers and name
in the fire evacuation
yesterday

Wrongbok
^ and he has nice arms
and tattoos and DIMPLES

NotAustralian
STUPUD JEONGIN HAVE
I TAUGT YOU NOTHING

Rudebin
oi yall shut up and listen
to my plan or else 🤠✈

Babyin
what are those
emojis supposed to
be implying

Rudebin
SO BASICALLY

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO
ALSO MAJORS IN PSYCHOLOGY
AND HE SAID HE HAS A
LECTURE LATER TODAY

Deadhoe
i dont like where this is
going

Rudebin
SO I THINK WE SHOULD
CAMP OUTSIDE OF THE
LECTURE HALL WAITING
FOR HIM TO COME OUT

Deadhoe
i was right

Wrongbok
ugh your MIND

NotAustralian
yeah,, nah

Babyin
OR you could just
ask your friend to
see if he can find any
guys who are blonde,
tattooed, nice arms
and dimples

Wrongbok
I HAVE AN IDEA

LETS SET OFF THE FIRE
ALARM IN JEONGINS
DORM SO THAT HE'LL
HAVE TO COME OUT

NotAustralian
somehow that's worse

Rudebin
ill talk to chan then, see
if anyways missing their
pajama pants

Wrongbok
ayyye my brotha chan
i'm meeting him for lunch
soon

Babyin
ASK HIM AT LUNCH
THEN YOU LOSER

Wrongbok
fine but i might call
dibs so you better
collect your mans quick

SatanCanSing
STOP OBJECTIFYING
MEN YOU HOES

NotAustralian
oh hey seungmin, nice
to see you come out of
your hibernation.

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17/04/19